Cross-dressing Christians Covet Competition as True Religion; Jesus Revealed As ICBM Missile
In the wake of the news from Washington today that George Bush was having an affair with Lola a.k.a. Mark Foley, Christians nationwide are worried that they are going to be found out.
Read full storyDiana's secret teenage pregnancy was covered up
London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Lawyers acting for the Pretender to the Throne have filed legal papers trying to prevent the Daily Fascist and the Deadly Telegraph newspapers printing allegations that the late Diana, Temptress of Wales, gave birth to...
Read full storyFall Out After Santa Disintegration--Americans Finally Achieve Peace During The Holidays
It's been several days since reporters at The Spoof magazine reported the story of Santa Clause and his 18-reindeer being shot down over the White House by US Navy jet fighters flying for NORAD (North American Aeronautics Defense Command).
Read full storyNFL Allows Cowboys to Put 24 Men On the Field
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell after seeing Monday's Philadelphia vs Dallas televised debacle finally agreed to "give the boys a little help" by allowing the Cowboys to put TWO complete teams on the field in all future games a...
Read full storySpock In Extraordinary Warped Tale Of Mistaken Identity
Pointy-eared actor, Leonard Nimoy, was earlier today briefly behind bars in a California jail after having 'lost it big style' with a fan.
Read full storyNeil Tennant is straight
All through these 20 years of a glamorous career, Neil Tennant (Pet Shop Boys) has been a gay icon, a pride for the community. But now, this last Christmas night he broke down and had to admit that he likes women very much and has confessed that he is not gay. It all has been a complete disguise used for marketing and commercial purposes only.
Read full storyThey Think It's All Over
New digital imaging equipment may be about to finally give the definitive answer to the question that has had sport's fans divided for forty years. Was Geoff Hurst's second goal actually over the line in the 1966 World Cup Final?...
Read full story'The last wish of Saddam' - A brief interview with the condemned man
Last time when I met Former President Mr Saddam of Iraq in the prison guarded by the American soldiers, he seemed very calm and comfortable. I asked him if he knew that he would be hanged within 30 days. He laughed and told me that, "I know abou...
Read full storyRestaurant Chain, Dairy Queen Comes Out of Closet With New Menu
In the inaugurate climate that now is beginning to pervade in Washington since the president admitted being gay to the American public, international restaurant chain, Dairy Queen has a little secret to reveal.
Read full storySchwarzenegger Reconfirms Law of Gravity by Breaking Other Leg
"We haven't the foggiest idea what that .. that, IDIOT was doing" one ski patrol rescue member said after California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger crashed into a 50 foot Pine at 60 mph attempting to ski down the mountain on one leg IN...
Read full storyMan Finds After-Christmas Bargain - Sparks Sales Frenzy
A year of standard price tags ended abruptly when a male shopper managed to buy a set of headphones and cable on sale on Wednesday.
Read full storyBlair plane overshoot: pilot blames BG's song subliminals
Tampax, Florida - (Rioters): The pilot at the controls of a BA jumbo carrying UK Prime Monster Tony Blair and his family to their winter holiday break at Robin Gibbs's house on Tampax Beach has said he completely missed the runway exit on landing...
Read full storySanta Claus Lashes Out at Regifting
Sources at Santa's North Pole headquarters say that he is angry and bitter about the increasing popularity of regifting. Mrs. Claus reportedly told close friends that Santa was "getting tired of busting his ass" to deliver gifts that t...
Read full storyBritish TV Channel Tries To talk Up Non-event
Shock news reaching us this morning that Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has been involved in an air disaster. At least that's what you'd think if you watched the sensationalist nonsense that is GMTV.
Read full storySaddam Hussein is Dead! - a story that just won't happen.
Former Iraqi Dictator Saddam Hussein was put to death by hanging early this morning. No sooner did the noose snap his neck than the Iraqi people celebrated by dancing in the street singing "Ding Dong the King is Dead" and praised George W...
Read full storyCeleb Babies "Wind It Up"
A playdate escalated into something more when celeb babies got together at a Hollywood home last week.
Read full storyBritney Spears Jumps Bail
Britney Spears, arrested again for letting her 2 year old drive a Mercedes Benz without a license escaped from jail and disappeared briefly before bounty hunters tracked her down outside an east LA adult bookstore, cuffed her and drove her and her 2...
Read full storyScientists Propose Converting Soldiers Directly into Oil
Scientists in Houston, Texas today proposed that each nation convert a number of their soldiers directly into oil. They know now that previous wars for oil were very messy and expensive and have found a reasonable solution which will be mutually ben...
Read full storyFidel Castro Returns $900 Million To Cuban People
Maximum Cuban leader-for-life Fidel Castro has decided to come clean as he lays on his death bed. He has admitted that he has squirreled away $900 million dollars in offshore bank accounts and that he is returning this money to the Cuban people.
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