"We haven't the foggiest idea what that .. that, IDIOT was doing" one ski patrol rescue member said after California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger crashed into a 50 foot Pine at 60 mph attempting to ski down the mountain on one leg IN a cast with an intravenous Sodium Chloride catheter tube planted in his arm.
Schwarzenegger, now lying in Memorial Oaks hospital with TWO broken legs, a broken arm to match is expected to make a full recovery assuming doctors can keep him off the slopes.
"He said he would be back" one staff member at Silver Slopes Ski Lodge told reporters. And back the governator came in an apparent attempt to garner a slot on America's Most Idiotic Videos.
Sir Issac Newton, the first human to discover the law of gravity explained the physics behind that elusive 3rd universal force called gravity, Newton explaining,
"An apple on a tree will bonk you on the head if the stem of the apple breaks loose."
Arnold Schwarzenegger, in a similar but more hilarious controlled scientific experiment crashed into a tree at 60 mph attempting to ski down a mountain on one leg in the middle of the night wearing a hospital robe under the influence of the world's most famous pain medication, Percodan (ask for it by name).
"Idiot is the only logical word that comes to mind" members of Schwarzenegger mountain rescue team re-iterated one of them going on to remark, "He's the governor of WHAT state again you're joking right come on now stop it."
Gravity. Don't leave home without it.
