Written by President Bush

Wednesday, 27 December 2006

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From 2000 feet up in the bleachers you can't even tell there's 36 men on the field

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell after seeing Monday's Philadelphia vs Dallas televised debacle finally agreed to "give the boys a little help" by allowing the Cowboys to put TWO complete teams on the field in all future games against any competitive team which according to Vegas odds could theoretically "whip the Cowboy's rumps".

New Orleans quarterback Drew Breeze was the first to speak his mind about the NFL's decision to, according to Breeze, allow Dallas to "cheat", Breeze telling officials

"We put TWELVE men on the field. How come the Dallas Cowboys can have 24 men on the field" to which the NFL commissioner replied

"Because the Dallas Cowboys can't PLAY a lick of spit?" to which Breeze responded

"Oh yeah, that's right, sorry, my bad."

John Madden envisions a Cowboy vs Anybody game proceeding as follows ..

  • Cowboys with 24 men on the field KICK OFF
  • Cowboys, 24 men on the field fumble the very split second they get the ball
  • Game over. 24 Cowboys truddle back to the locker-room to face Jerry Jones, opposing team, double digits, Cowboys, Goose Egg if not less

Madden went on to tell reporters,

"Even with 24 players on the field I don't think the Dallas Cowboys could muster enough girlie girl Marcia Brady-ness to even the kick a fake field goal let alone sneak a ball across the goal line in their purses for a touchdown lol."

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has already filed a slander/libel lawsuit against John Madden who with his multi-million dollar Madden 2007 for the Nintendo Wii already released told Jerry Jones and his 24 member team of Cowgirls to basically go

".. .... ...."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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