Jesus Gives Rare Interview Aboard International Space Station
Jesus showed up like a thief in the night aboard the International Space Station and gave surprised astronauts permission to conduct a rare interview .
Read full storyBurberry gifts 'insult to women's intelligence'
London - (Ass Mess): Thousands of disgruntled women queued outside Burberry's flagship store in Puddling Club Lane today demanding immediate cash refunds for the Xmas gifts that every sane British female of taste and discernment abhors: the chav...
Read full storyMichael Jackson Pleas for Saddam Hussein's Life
Saddam Hussein could be executed as soon as tomorrow. Michael Jackson, not a fan of Hussein but instead a humanitarian opposed to the death penalty text messaged Iraqi judges asking that Hussein be given life in prison instead. Unfortunately Iraqi ju...
Read full storyNaked Britney's Panties Eat Priscilla Presley's Sex Party Video For Beyonce's Sex Tape Shame
That's the type of thing top people could be reading over their cornflakes and coffee in the new year if plans go ahead.
Read full storyBush Admits Affair With Lola A.K.A. Mark Foley; Jealous Rove Threatens To Become Another Washington "Deep Throat"
The Republican Party known for its tribade salaciousness and back door buggery took another severe hit today after the president came out of the closet and admitted to an affair with former Florida congressman, Mark Foley. "I just couldn't k...
Read full storyDrug Dealers File Lawsuit Agains USA, Cambodia, Russia, and Germany
Drug dealers have filed an extraordinary slander lawsuit against the USA , Cambodia, Russia, China, Germany, and other countries. These countries have been complaining for years about the deaths caused by drug dealers and now the drug dealers want t...
Read full storyCops want 200 mile exclusion zone around J K Rowling
London - (Ass Mess): A 200 mile exclusion zone around serial plagiarist and copyright fraudster J K Rowling is being considered by officers of the Met's anti-terrorist division after her laptop encryptions were finally decoded at GCHQ in Cheltenh...
Read full storyTrue Cause of Santa's Announced Retirement Revealed: Global Warming
Three of Santa's Reindeer Lost Due to Soft Ice in North Pole. Just hours after rumors of Santa's early retirement following his 2006 Christmas expedition, it has just been revealed that three of Santa's reindeer recently suffered...
Read full storyRemaining Harry Potter Movies To Be Recast With Younger Actors
Uproar today in the film world as it has been announced that due to the current cast members of the Harry Potter movies growing up too quickly, it has been decided to recast all the Hogwarts students with younger actors, for all remaining films in th...
Read full storyRosie O'Donald Mistaken For Beached Whale
The peaceful quiet and serenity of South Beach, Florida was shattered this morning when a large crowd gathered around what they believed to be a beached whale. Squawking and high pitched squealing noises could be heard all the way down at 183rd St a...
Read full storyBoxing Day earthquake season well and truly under way
Dumfries/Galloway - (Ass Mess): This morning's earthquake measuring 3.5 on the Richter scale has destroyed the Himmler Wing of Balimmoral Castle which crumbled into the fathomless debts of nearby Loch Ness. No one was hurt except the insurance co...
Read full storyNew Years Day Pushed Back to Jan 2nd
Macy's (the parade people) decided to move Jan 1st to Jan 2nd this year in order to complete work on their Every Member of Congress Playing Texas Hold'em float still under construction.
Read full storyBush Pardons Marijuana Convicts On Chistmas Day
George Bush has decided to pardon all prisoners convicted of marijuana crimes. He had already pardoned one meth dealer as was reported in the The Spoof recently and decided it was time to take a sensible approach to the trillion dollar war on drugs.
Read full storyJeb mourns return to disorganised crime
Florida - (Ass Mess): Tallahassee has-been and Presidential younger brother Jeb Bush is reportedly one big saddo tonight after leaving office for the last time to pick up the pieces of his former career of running disorganised crime cartels on behalf...
Read full storyVeteran DJ's To Get New Lease Of Life
Two down-on-their-luck DJ's today must be thinking there really is a Christmas Fairy or Santa or something along those lines.
Read full storyBob The Builder In Hot Water Over Botch Job
Kiddie's favourite, Bob the Builder, has been named and shamed by an irate householder in Oxfordshire.
Read full storyMan admits to not having a 'quiet' Christmas
When Keegan Dollhouse returned to work after the Christmas holidays, he was shocked to hear that all his co-workers had had a 'quiet' Christmas.
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