Jeb mourns return to disorganised crime

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 26 December 2006

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Royal Navy boys soon ended Jeb's aspirations

Florida - (Ass Mess): Tallahassee has-been and Presidential younger brother Jeb Bush is reportedly one big saddo tonight after leaving office for the last time to pick up the pieces of his former career of running disorganised crime cartels on behalf of the Bush Famly Evil Empire and its continuing turf wars with the Havana-based Non-Aligned Crack Barons Movement.

As Florida Governor he let the family business down badly after two dozen consecutive consignments of Colombian cocaine were seized in 2006 by successful Royal Navy busts before reaching their annual London Xmas markets. And although the costs will be borne by the State of Florida Pension Fund, many are wondering how with all the trappings of state funding and muscle anybody could mess-up so badly in the number one job.

In the UK, young Bush has had an awesome reputation for over thirty years. It is no coincidence that London's premier drugs-related remand prison HMP Brixton is located in a road named specially after him: Jeb Avene, London SW12.

"It's full of careless assholes and shambolic wannabee US politicians", Brixton's governor once told UK TV news. "And it certainly proves that Chaos Theory is a drugs-related botch job where the top man gets a cushy ride before screwing up badly bigtime."

So now that the Bush 2008 whore chests are seriously depleted many are wondering how Karl Rove will weave his way out of this latest debacle. Game-show host? UN Rovian Ambassador for the Global Piss Process? Or blind-trust portfolio bagman to Massachussetts Governor Walter Mitty Romney, the man most likely to fill the Vice Presidential boots of Dick Cheney's boots after that imminent cardiac seizure lines up for New Year's Day.....

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