China's Longwang No Match For Katrina
After slamming into Taiwan early Sunday morning before pounding the coastal province of Fujian, China the same night, the philandering typhoon Longwang has finally shrunk to a tropical depression. Initially courting Taiwan with a reputation as a Supe...
Read full storyGay Actor Outed as Straight
Shocking news today in the entertainment industry, Graham Norton telly towns campest presenter may not be as camp as once thought. The problem lies with 43 yr old Norton's (real name Graham Norton), geography teacher Julie Clary.
Read full storyThe "Everything That Can Kill You Store" opens in Seattle
Seattle, Washington - "If it can kill you - We have it!" is the stores motto. So… what do they sell?...
Read full storyWhy I Hate the Arabs
The outrage over my article in last week's ‘Daily Shame' describing Arabs as "gay wife beaters", "nursery bombers" and "pension-stealin', benefit-defraudin', child-killin' towel heads" caused "offence" with some jumped-up rogues in the Government. I...
Read full storySchool sacks Spanish teacher, adds "Tongues" to curriculum
PEQUOT, SD --- In what has been announced as the first of many firings in his school district, Pequot Superintendent of Schools Pat Burn presented Spanish teacher Constanza de la Barca with a notice of termination. Burn announced Pequot High School w...
Read full storyParis Hilton Forced to Hide
Paris Hilton is hard to find lately. Up until recently, all she had to do was step out the door and hundreds of photographers would climb over each other to get a picture of the beautiful heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune. Paris Hilton used to love...
Read full storyKate Bush: New Album, New Image, Old Hair
She's not been sighted for ninety eight years, and it's been one hundred and two since her last album. Whacky chanteuse, Kate Bush is at last preparing for a comeback. Thirty seven years in the making, her new record will finally see the light of day...
Read full storyJim Morrison alive and well and living in Woking
Jim Morrison, lead singer with cult 60s band ‘The Doors' has been found alive, well and living in the English town of Woking. The American singer was believed to have died on 3 July 1971 of a drugs overdose whilst in the bath of his Paris apartme...
Read full storyLook! Up in the Sky...It's a Bird...It's a Plane...No, It's a TAX!
CAPITOL HILL-The War on Terror, natural disasters and governmental budget mismanagement have forced Congress to look beyond the usual sources for funding to keep America afloat. Working with scientists, engineers and meteorologists from coast to coas...
Read full storyMother Theresa impregnates Actor Mel Gibson
The popular Calcutta nun who died in 1997 needed only one more miracle to be declared a saint and what a miracle! Six Months ago, She appeared to Actor Mel Gibson revealing to him, that God is so pleased with the actor's production of the movie &...
Read full storyMario awarded Purple Heart
MUSHROOM KINGDOM-Mario, hero of the famed "Super Mario Bros" video game and avid plumber, was awarded the Purple Heart by the United States Military, marking the first time a video game character has ever won the prestigious award.
Read full story'Queer Eye's' Carson Kressley to Design New Fifty Dollar Bill
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to make them more difficult to counterfeit, the United States Treasury will be introducing a new, more colorful fifty dollar bill this fall.
Read full storyStudy shows Duck more effective than Prayer
BOULDER, CO. (SN)- A new study has shown that Daffy Duck is dramatically more effective in treating certain types of cancer than trained, praying healers. "Needless to say, this was somewhat unexpected," states lead researcher Ima Fakker RN...
Read full storyWalgreen's Announces New "Dumb-ass" Checkout Line
The next trip you take to your local pharmacy may not be as painful as it has been in the past. At least that is what the decision-makers at the Walgreen's corporate offices are hoping.
Read full storyGreatest Event In History
The world awaited with bated breath probably the most amazing sight mankind has ever witnessed. At 05:20 GMT on Tuesday , the planet Venus began its slow journey across the face of the Sun.
Read full storyNew "Simpsons" spin-off
When "The Simpsons" is cancelled, which could be 2007 at the earliest, there is a new futuristic spin-off planned for the show, which is hoped to be as successful as possible.
Read full storyGod talks to George Bush without Incurring Roaming Charges
Minneapolis -- According to a spokesperson for Verizon cellular, God isn't incurring "any roaming charges whatsoever" when he talks with George W. Bush. Eiffel Steture, head of corporate communications for Verizon, reports that "...
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