Janitor's Mop and Bucket awarded prestigious Turner Prize
London, England Ed Dickenson, long time janitor at the Tate Museum for Modern Art, has been awarded the prestigious Turner Prize for art in a surpr...
Read full storyCatastrophic End to World Signaled by Parrot's Death
London, England It was reported today that a 3-month-old parrot has succumbed to the deadly HHRN strain of avian flu, thus signaling the apocalypse...
Read full storyRalph Reed Pushes for Gambling in Churches
GEORGIA -- Ralph Reed, the former head of the Christian Coalition and current candidate for lieutenant governor of Georgia is now lobbying for laws that would encourage church goers to gamble any money they might consider placing on collection plates...
Read full storyBlair was 'kidnapped and drugged for revolting video'
Top secret leaked information from MI5's GCHQ spy centre has surfaced revealing an astonishing confidential document claiming that Prime Minister Tony Blair went missing for five days on an official trip to the US during which he was subjected to...
Read full storyPoker thieves nab 273 quadrillion chips
PokerBlokes.net, a popular online poker site, was robbed of 273 quadrillion chips in a daring heist over the weekend. Investigators are describing it as the largest theft of play money in history.
Read full storyNew Number Found by Geeks
LOS ANGELES - CALIFORNIA - Scientists who look similar to Albert Einstein have discovered a new number. It is the first number to be discovered since 1788 when Boris Two located the number which was subsequently named after him.
Read full storyPakistan claims Mallika to be her's
Pakistan President Pervez Musharaff claimed today that the Indian bollywood actress Mallika Sherawat who created sensation at the Cannes International Film Festival is an integral part of Pakistan and that she should be handed over by the Indian gove...
Read full storyHarry Potter in Sex Tape Scandal!
Charges have been brought forward against Harry Potter today of splicing a private sex tape on to the opening scenes of "The Prisoner of Azkaban"...
Read full storyHurricane Charlie Moved by Hurricane Wilma
FLORIDA (AP) Many people in Florida were harmed by Hurricane Wilma, but few as much as Charlie Sturgeon ---- known by all his friends as "Hurricane Charlie". Hurricane Charlie has been living aboard his small twenty-foot sailboat for the past...
Read full storySaddam Invited to Resume Power in Iraq
Faced with a disasterous and ever-worsening crisis in Iraq, the Bush administration....finding no more palatable options available...has been forced to turn to an extremely innovative approach in dealing with the continued terrorism in Iraq. Wedne...
Read full storyJimmy Buffet will succeed Warren Buffet as CEO of Berkshire Hathaway
Omaha- The Berkshire Hathaway Board of Directors has completed its yearly conclave during which it discusses possible successors to its immensely wealthy and effective CEO-Warren Buffet. Mr. Buffet will turn 75 soon and had previously expressed an i...
Read full storyDead Flu-Stricken Parrot Comedically Returned To Pet Shop
Seller Insists Bird is "Just Pining For the Fjords"...
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