Kerry claims Bush stole his act
SEATTLE, Wash. - Democratic-nominee-to-be John Kerry has admitted that President Bush is now doing everything the way Kerry said the President should do things and is therefore making Kerry's candidacy moot.
Read full storyPaula Zahn Has Orgasm On Live TV!
WASHINGTON (CNN) - Cable News Network news anchor Paula Zahn had an unusual interview Wednesday evening with presidential candidate John Kerry. Discussing the event with Comedy Central's Jon Stewart, the beautiful star of the CNN newsroom said that t...
Read full storyKeeping up with the Jones lawsuits
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. - More than twenty years after the film debut of the character Indiana Jones, six law suits have been filed claiming the George Lucas character was stolen, as were some of the characters from which he reportedly stole.
Read full storyHeard on the Street: Dow Jones flat, Nasdaq hits new high
Investors wait on the sidelines...
Read full storyYou're never too old to be alive
When Edwina Edwondozo, ninety-six years old, was asked her secret for longevity, she replied: "It was mainly due to getting off the Titanic after it hit an iceberg." You may laugh at her reply, (especially since it was later learned she was never on the ill-fated ship) yet someday you may be asked the same question. Especially if you live to be in your nineties or more. Certainly...
Read full storyBritish dig likely uncovers Egyptian queen 'Nef'
NIASPOTA, Italy -- A British Egyptologist said the that her team may have identified the mummy of Egyptian Queen Nefertiti, the wife and co-ruler with pharaoh Akhenaten, stepmother to legendary boy King Tutankhamun and the first queen to ever wear ey...
Read full storyThe [sic] factor
When you learn to write, and I don’t mean the alphabet, I mean after you got that stuff down and put words and sentences together and thoughts and feelings and … stuff … you learn that the communication process should involve a reader. Once you have a reader, then you have to be sure that you know what you are writing is clear and moreover, that the reader knows what you are writing is cle...
Read full storyThe exothermics; what the hell do they mean?
DUNDEE, Ireland -- Again, the question arises: Is Hell exothermic? In other words (and there must be others else you will run for a dictionary), does Hell give off heat or absorb heat? This question has befuddled scientists for decades, their hunger...
Read full storyCure for cancer found... through prayer!
BALTIMORE, MD- Years of research on the use of prayer to cure cancer have finally paid off, according to a new study released by scientists at John Hopkins University.
Read full storyThe New York Times plans Iraq edition
The New York Times announced it will start an edition from Iraq as early as next week.
Read full storyDr. Phil Caught Snacking Between Meals
(GRAND RAPIDS) - Daytime TV shrink and self-proclaimed diet guru Dr. Phil McGraw was caught shoving an extra large Chimmie-Cheez burrito with extra sour cream down his throat in the parking lot of a Grand Rapids mini-mart Friday morning.
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