Written by James Peters

Sunday, 30 May 2004

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Playbody: reaching outside the box

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(LOS ANGELES) - The Playboy Channel has announced a new cable offering which will allow viewers to actually XXXX and be XXXXXX by XXXX, XXXX playmates via high speed cable connection. The interactive service, dubbed Playbody, will be offered in 17 states beginning July 20th.

Most remarkably, Playbody will include an impressive array of tech-inspired gizmos, including a hand-controlled XXXXXX which can be XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXX, allowing users to XXXXXXX with or without XXXXXXX while XXXXXXXXXXX on a wall-mounted, battery-powered accessory called a "XXXX-u-lator".

"We believe we're starting a TV revolution," says Barry Selman, head of new programming for the adult entertainment network. "Techies will love this. Couples are gonna love this. Lonely guys who just want an honest-to-god XXXXXXX or interactive XXXX-XXXXXXX in the privacy of their own living rooms are going to XXXX their XXXXXX over this offering."

Viewers can expect to spend about $375 per month for the basic package, which includes semi-interactive XXXXXX and XXXX parties containing XXXXXX. Additional options, such as full XXXX XXXX XXX, or XXXXXX acts, and XXXXX scenes with XXXXXXX could cost customers upwards of $3,000 a day.

"We XXXXX them, they XXXXXXX with Playbody, and everyone is a winner," Selman said.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Playboy

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