What American Idol and the US Electoral Process Have in common?
Absolutely nothing. In the past four years, this administration has done nothing to overhaul the electoral process. Perhaps, it's because they know if they do, the current regime has no chance in Satan-less hell of moving on to a second term.
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Somewhere in Alabama, Jim Rednecker announced from beneath his sheet today that he's "sick and doggurn' tired about all the belly...
Read full storyCrash-test dummies endorse Nader
Ralph Nader's controversial quest for the presidency received a major boost today as the nation's crash-test dummies pledged their silent support. Nader, best known in political circles for helping George W. Bush reach the White House in the 2000...
Read full storyFlash…Flash…Flash!! Federal Agencies Issue Orange Alert!!
Flash…Flash…Flash!! Federal Agencies Issue Orange Alert!!...
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Washington D.C. - After unconfirmed rumors from an unreliable source claiming to have heard unconfirmed rumors from an unreliable terrorist, wh...
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May is sweeps month for the major U.S. networks, that is, the month when advertising rates are set, which prompts all the major television networks to pull out all the stops. So far this month we've seen the hiring of the Apprentice, the end of TV s...
Read full storyYahoo Advertise For Smiley Models
Internet company Yahoo are on the hunt for new faces to add to their repertoire of smilies. An advert posted on the network asks for people with 'unusual facial expressions' to apply before July 1. The advert also states that people with 'stan...
Read full storyBush unveils 'No Slacker Left Behind' education plan
Alarmed by a recent poll in which 75 percent of U.S. teenagers identified Bush as a snotty British rock 'n' roll band and Jesus as a shortstop for the Angels, President Bush today unveiled a faith-based educational initiative called "No Slacker Left...
Read full storySaatchi Warehouse Fire Wins Turner Prize
More than 100 artworks from Charles Saatchi's famous collection have been destroyed in a warehouse fire. The blaze began around midday, by 3pm the Turner Arts Foundation had awarded the controversial art prize to the suspected arsonist.
Read full storyQE2 abdicates:WW2 Buck House bombing "much worse than previously admitted"
In a shock announcement from Buckingham Palace today, Betty Von Battenberg, consort of Phil the Greek, has stepped down from the throne following release of State Documents from the National Archive that show that none of the royal family actually su...
Read full storyMan Marries Right Hand
In a move that confuses and astounds those both for and against the hotly debated gay marriage issue, Peter Jerkinson married his own right hand earlier this morning in his hometown of Las Vegas, Nevada.
Read full storyBush Urges Congress to Pass Federal Seafood Amendment
Washington, DC - Citing the need to protect the sanctity of eating seafood, President Bush has urged Congress to swiftly pass the Federal Seafood Amendment (FSA), which would define finned animals as the only proper aquatic food to eat.
Read full storyDick Cheney Going to Baghdad
WASHINGTON AP The White House announced today that Vice President Dick Cheney was being immediately dispatched to Iraq in order to find out who...
Read full storyIraq Abuse: Prisoners Forced to Watch Friends Finale
More photos and video clips have been released to US Senators today along with the most shocking human rights violations reported to date in the controversial Baghdad Abu-Ghraib prison.
Read full storyProf Stephen Hawking to sing at Glastonbury
FRESH from his victory at the Iron Man Triathlon across the mountainous landscape of Peru last week, Professor Stephen Hawking has announced that he is set to hit the stage.
Read full storyEngland Cricket Victory Faked By Daily Mirror
With England having sailed to a sensational win over New Zealand by 7 wickets at the sun scorched Oval, The New Zealand Cricket Board have hit back with a startling evidence disputing the result.
Read full storySpoof makes error in Bush "Asshole" article
On May 10, Spoof reporter Dan Bristol submitted an article in which President George W. Bush is reported to have admitted to reporters during a press conference "I'm an asshole."...
Read full storyBaby Born From 21 Year Old's Sperm
A woman has given birth to a baby boy who was conceived using 21-year-old's sperm, it has emerged.
Read full storyThe short die poor and lonely
In a new government study released today that show new facts that lead scientists to believe that short men and women die poor and lonely. This comes a week after a report showed tall people die younger then others.
Read full storyBush unveils new Iraqi strategy, praises himself
With poll numbers reaching historic lows, President Bush struck back yesterday unveiling the new Iraqi strategy.
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