Laughter the worst medicine: doctors
Laughter is the worst medicine, doctors in a top international medical research center in London have revealed.
Read full storyFrasier's Series Finale Only Attracts Six Viewers
Frasier signed off for the last time, but only six people watched.
Read full storySaddam Republican Guard Exposed - Bush Job in the Balance
President Bush is reeling from yet another blunder which may just cost him his job. For months experts doubted Iraq's military might and supposed WMD's, to date no WMD's have been found and now, secret satellite pictures have been uncover...
Read full storyNRA Working To Renumber the Constitution
Recently, the National Rifle Organization announced a concerted effort to renumber the Bill of Rights to the United States Constitution, replacing the First with the Second and then moving the Third to Second, dropping the First to Third. In an e...
Read full storyBank Robber pardoned with "Subway Clause" loophole
IRVING, TX -- Local accountant, Dennis Harding, was released from Lou Sterritt County Correctional Facility on Tuesday after lengthy court proceedings.
Read full story'The Day After Tomorrow' Destroys Record Before Release, Wins Dubious Award
LA, NY, Montreal (FP) - Twentieth Century Fox's global warming disaster epic has completely annihilated a previous film record before even being released for public consumption. The $125 million Hollywood blockbuster has ironically won the 'G...
Read full storyRumsfeld Insane
The worst kept secret inside the beltway is out. Doctors for Donald Rumsfeld admitted today that the Secretary of Defense is legally insane.
Read full storyPalestinian Observer to Model UN Killed in Israeli Missile Strike
Columbus, OH-- Israel has assassinated the Palestinian Observer to the Model UN in a missile strike late last night, local authorities have confirm...
Read full storyWe've All Eaten Human Flesh
(Moscow) In the past five years over fourteen thousand Muscovites have vanished without a trace. Families have searched long and hard for them to no avail. In the days of Soviet terror and at the height of Lubyanka's fame the disappearances would...
Read full storyBill Clinton finishes his memoirs
New York - Former President Bill Clinton announced today by press conference that he has finished writing the manuscript for his memoirs. The book is tentatively called "A President Exposed," which focuses on his eight years in the White Hous...
Read full storyTony Blair Caught Moonlighting As Taxi Driver
An immediate enquiry was launched today after allegations were made that the British Prime Minister was boosting his income by moonlighting as a taxi driver.
Read full storyTall Men Die Young
Doctors at Iceland's Institute of Height in Sklardsdotter released the results of a study which indicates that tall men tend to die much younger than shorter men. Though demonstrated anecdotally to the satisfaction of most specialists, this...
Read full storySupreme Court Overturns Brown v. Board of Education
Washington DC - Shocking news out of the capitol today as America gets set to celebrate 50 years of integrated schools brought on by the landmark Brown v. Board of Education. In what can only be described as unprecedented, the Supreme C...
Read full storyJacko #1 According to People Magazine
Michael Jackson tops the list in People Magazine's first annual "The 50 Ugliest People ". Jackson's numerous plastic surgeries and his private life, especially his private life with children has been a subject of a lot of public discussi...
Read full storyTV's Sean Hannity Says Disgusting Photos of Iraqi Prisoners are Fake!'"
Yesterday on "Hannity & Colms," Right-wing Obfuscator, Sean Hannity, proclaimed in a rambling, tearful-eyed speech on his own TV program that "You know, I'll bet that each of these disgusting photos of Iraqi detainees are **fake,**...
Read full storySteroids infiltrating Washington, Wall St.
Recent reports of a steroid epidemic in Major League Baseball have spurred shocking allegations about widespread use of performance-enhancing drugs among stock brokers, politicians and TV news reporters. "Half the brokers on the floor of the New...
Read full storyBlair To Resign - Start Formula 1 Team
(London) British Prime Minister Tony Blair will announce within the week his plans to give up chairmanship of the Labour Party and resign from his post as Prime Minister upon the ascendancy of a new chairman as P.M.
Read full storyInsurance Company To Kill Customers
(New York) An internal memo at the Dome Insurance Company suggested arranging deaths of aging and failing customers to look like suicide. The suicide deaths would allow the company to refrain from paying death benefits as all Dome Life Insurance po...
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