Written by Puppetmaster

Friday, 14 May 2004

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Secretary of State Colin Powell shocked his constituents at the capital with the recent release of his debut CD "4 MA NIGGA'Z".

Secretary Of State Powell wants to be known as "C-POPPA" in his "AGE OF EXPLORATION". Born to Jamaican immigrants, Secretary of…err…C-POPPA had a slight disadvantage as he paraded an almost smooth alabaster complexion. Chastised by his peers growing up in South Bronx, C-POPPA focused his energies on excellence.

The recipient of many honors, degrees, medals and long career with the State department, He still lacked the embrace of his own people. 4 out of 5 other than white polling candidates thought Powell was of Anglo descent.

His success in career choices was paramount by comparison to his association with people of color. "I dropped these tracks to fill a void that for so many years lay dormant, yet incessant was the need for approval". "I think "4 MA NIGGA'Z" knocks on the door that otherwise has gone unanswered" C-POPPA adds.

The Parental Advisory Board doesn't share the same enthusiasm. Songs like "Smok'n Crack in Iraq" and "Dat Biotch Condolese Got's Ta Cease" are deemed offensive to some listeners. Wal-Mart has pulled all copies from its stores shelves.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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