Billy Ocean Makes A Comeback
The world is rejoicing because Billy "Caribbean Queen" Ocean is making a comeback. After falling into near obscurity in the late 80s, this pop star is out, about and telling the world that, to quote LL Cool J:...
Read full storyExclusive: Lyrics to New Michael Jackson Song Discovered
When New Jersey prosecutors seized a pair of Michael Jackson's underpants, along with some handwritten notes from Henry Vaccaro Sr.'s warehouse several weeks ago, no one realized at the time that they had confiscated unpublished song lyrics t...
Read full storyExclusive: Lyrics to New Michael Jackson Song Discovered
When New Jersey prosecutors seized a pair of Michael Jackson's underpants, along with some handwritten notes from Henry Vaccaro Sr.'s warehouse several weeks ago, no one realized at the time that they had confiscated unpublished song lyrics to an as...
Read full storyCuba Freezes Most Sales at Dollar Stores
Havana - The Cuban government ordered all dollar stores in the island country to close, effective immediately. Besides being unexpected, this news brought mixed reactions from many of Cuba's working class citizens or as they are referred to in...
Read full storyRumsfeld Email Gaffe -- Wants To "Butt Hunch" Prisoners
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld wrote in an email, which he accidentally sent to NY Times reporter, Rich Brannon that, "I hate these soldiers are in trouble. I wish I'd been there. I'd have raped a few Iraqi men, myself." The...
Read full storyStudy proves alcohol effective in fighting sobriety
By John Breneman A new report in the prestigious Imaginary Journal of Medicine reveals that alcohol has been proven effective in combating the...
Read full storySoap to launch webcam service
Channel 4 has announced today that it will next month launch its very own pay-per-view website. From June 1st, viewers will be able to interact with actors from the channel's hit teen soap Hollyoaks via webcam, on payment of an unconfirmed subscripti...
Read full storySurvivor 10: East L.A. Edition
After the Survivor Finale of the other night, many people wondered just what the reality powerhouse would try next. Well, this reporter got the spoof from a reputable, unnamed source. Survivor 10 will take place in one of the most dangerous locati...
Read full storyGabon Famine - British Style
The President of the African country of Gabon, El Hadj Omar Bongo has appealed to the UN, the World Health Organization, the World Bank, t...
Read full storyMan To Build Causeway from France to Canada
For Jacques Gambrell building a footpath from France to Canada via England, Iceland and Greenland seems less quixotic than practical. The rough seas, the high winds, the passing ships bother him far less than the jeers, the quizzical looks and doubt...
Read full storyMartha Stewart's Replacement Finally Found
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - After a six month struggle through open casting calls with stringent negative qualifications required for candidates to make it beyond the initial application phase in a search to replace the now-tainted hostess, Martha St...
Read full storyAl Queda Terrorists Allege Kilroy Torture
The Red Cross organisation lodged a vigorous protest with the British government regarding the alleged torturing of Al Queda captives.
Read full storyRalph Nader flips out in Texas court room
Austin, Texas- On Monday green party leader and presidential candidate Ralph Nader filed papers to sue the state of Texas. This comes a day after m...
Read full storyIraqi Prisoner Abuse: New Pictures Emerge of Mistreatment By US Soldiers; Donald Rumsfeld Resigns
New pictures have surfaced of the abuse of Iraqi POW's by U.S. and British soldiers. We will shortly publish these pictures but can safely say that they'll make the "human pyramid" picture look like a scene from the "Sound of Music". Seven of the pi...
Read full storyThe Swan: Michael Jackson to Make Guest Appearance In Hit Fox Reality Show
The King of Pop has agreed to appear in Fox's new reality TV show where contestants receive the physical and emotional "makeover of a lifetime". Writer KungFu IceSkater was told that producers are having difficulties shooting the show because the Kin...
Read full storyDonald Rumsfeld to appear on Queer Eye
A source for Bravo TV leaked the news that Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld will appear on an episode of the hit reality show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." This comes only days after Rumsfeld was heavily criticized for abuse of Iraqi prisoners...
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