New pictures have surfaced of the abuse of Iraqi POW's by U.S. and British soldiers. We will shortly publish these pictures but can safely say that they'll make the "human pyramid" picture look like a scene from the "Sound of Music". Seven of the pictures were named by U.S. and British soldiers involved in the abuse allegations.
1. I thought we were all having fun, stop busting my balls. No literally.
2. Lap dance for radical extremists
3. Vaseline is for wimps! Be all that you can be!
4. Hi Ahmed, meet Iqbal. Iqbal, meet Ahmed. Now make up like lovers that have been arguing for weeks.
5. Would you mind terribly if I liberate you?
6. Close encounters of the Fallujah kind.
7. Radically extreme intimacy
IMPORTANT: These disgusting names, may invoke feelings of rage, but in no way compare to the pain of the victims.
In a related story KungFu IceSkater was informed that Donald Rumsfeld resigned from Mistress Strictly Violent's dominatrix brigade.