After the Survivor Finale of the other night, many people wondered just what the reality powerhouse would try next.
Well, this reporter got the spoof from a reputable, unnamed source. Survivor 10 will take place in one of the most dangerous locations in the world: East L.A.
Yes, that East L.A. which has been infested with gang warfare and rioting and the LAPD.
There will be two tribes. The Blips and the Cruds. One tribe will wear red and the other will wear blue. They will be put into opposite gang territories.
"Yeah, man. It will be really interesting to see these guys ward off angry gang members and try to get food from restaurant dumpsters. It's gonna be rough..like my childhood. I miss my momma" Host Jeff Probst's physical trainer's 2nd cousin twice removed said and excused himself.
"Ain't gonna be no more of this mamby-pamby shit where Survivors get to have romances and sit on tropical beaches eating coconuts all damn day. This is reality, hard-core. We are calling it Survivor: Extreme at the office." A techno-geek who had nothing to do with the Netsky virus said.
The only problem with this installment of the series: getting contestants. "People'd rather eat beetle dung than live in East LA for 39 days. I just don't understand it. It doesn't look so bad to me. Not saying I want to do it, but from my high rise office, that section of town doesn't look that bad." an exec said.
"I mean I wouldn't want to go there either, but we could have a great cocaine challenge and a running through a maze of bullets challenge. People wouldn't get voted off the island; they'd get killed. That's what people wanted to Survivor to be, right?" He continued.
"I was the mastermind behind the Dick Van Dyke reunion show. I know what the youth of America wants to see, don't I?"
Stay tuned for updates on this story as we make them up.
