Written by Young Master Pip

Tuesday, 11 May 2004

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Death Of a Thousand Smiles

The Red Cross organisation lodged a vigorous protest with the British government regarding the alleged torturing of Al Queda captives.

Statements taken from captives in Southern Iraq claim that they were tortured by British soldiers by being forced watch video recordings of old Kilroy-Silk shows.

Sensational claims have also been made that certain high security prisoners were forced to view recordings of ‘Trisha' and ‘the Jerry Springer Show', although the severity of this atrocity seems hard to believe.

‘It's as though the British government is trying to brainwash the terrorists into losing their will to live', a Red Cross spokesperson commented.

‘No human being deserves to be forced to watch daytime T.V. programmes, no matter what terrorist atrocities they have carried out,' she added.

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Topics: Government, Protest




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