Bull Moose Revival
SAN JUAN HILL, Puerto Rico - Fed up with modern politicians who seem to have little grasp or regard on how best to lead the United States, a small but growing group of people has reorganized the Bull Moose Party of Theodore Roosevelt.
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50 Cent, the controversial rapper, has decided it was time to upgrade his name. "Yo, wif' inflation, my peeps decided I should change my name to A Buck-fifty, yo." He announced today from the balcony of his new presidential palace in Ha...
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NEW YORK, New York - After waking up in a strange hotel room, Rocker and notorious "bad girl" Courtney Love phoned David Letterman asking if she'd actually made her appearance on his show, and if she'd done anything "stupid&quo...
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Since Motorcyclejousting has become the 'in' sport downunder,many other sports have fallen by the wayside.
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Sir Winston Churchill and President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, two of this centuries greatest wartime leaders have come back from the grave to condemn both Prime Minister Tony Blair and President George W. Bush for their actions in Iraq, both before...
Read full storyFox Announces New Reality Show.
March 20, 2004. 20th Century Fox Television executive producer, Tris Orendorff, announced today that there is a new reality show in the...
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