Sex shame doctor hailed as a saint
A doctor who wrote ‘passion prescriptions' for sex has been struck off by the British Medical Council.
Read full story"Job loss, military shortage, outsourcing" Solved says Bush
President George Bush today signed legislation that not only addresses the job losses during his administration, but also the shortage of manpower in the war in Iraq.
Read full storyAttention Americans! Terrorist sighting!
Attention Americans! The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has learned, that a known terrorist Al Zarqawi is in the United States. They have re...
Read full storyBritney Spears Adds Third Breast
When she first burst on the pop music scene Britney Spears was a young, relatively talented, relatively flat-chested girl. Within a year or so as her career took off, so did the size of her chest. Or perhaps more accurately, as her breasts...
Read full storyWhaling Makes Whale Of A Come Back
Saying that statistics show that whales are plentiful in today's oceans, President George W. Bush plans to steer legislation through Congress authorizing American ships to hunt whales once again.
Read full storySouthern Baptists To Withdraw From The Modern Secular World
At their annual convention America's Southern Baptist Association - the largest group within the Baptist denomination - have voted to withdraw from everything which is not Southern Baptist.
Read full storyA Furious David Stern says NBA to Punish Team Play, Make Basketball More Fun
In the wake of Detroit Pistons team effort Championship win, NBA Commissioner David Stern has announced plans to reinvigorate the once vibrant league.
Read full storyThird generation of rock stars the charm?
NEW YORK CITY - With John Lennon's son, Sean, and Mick Jagger's daughter, Elizabeth, revealing a romantic relationship in public, young and middle-aged rock fans are aglow. Offspring from such a couple would be third generation family members...
Read full storyEuro 2000 fans arrive home
Two football fans returned home today from Euro 2000. David Kennedy and John Fitzpatrick, both from Polesworth in Warwickshire, arrived back at Coventry airport earlier today. David Kennedy, who would be 32 if he had arrived back on time, but is now...
Read full storyCharo To Replace Britney on Summer Tour
Already calling it the surprise entertainment event of the summer, promoters announced this morning that Spanish singer, dancer and actress Charo will replace Britney Spears on this summer's "Onyx Hotel Tour". After Ms. Spears injured herself on the...
Read full storyBill Clinton's Dog Comes Clean
Decent people the world over were visibly shocked today by Bill Clinton's confession that his dog did have sexual relations in the Oval Office.
Read full storyNazi-hunter knighted and scorned for not capturing Hitler
LONDON, England - Simon Wiesenthal, the great Nazi hunter, was knighted by Britain in honor of tracking down more than 1000 war criminals from the Third Reich. But critics said he screwed up because he didn't get Hitler alive.
Read full storyBush Shocks the World: Ties His Own Bow-Tie
In response to plummeting opinion poll numbers following the 9-11 Commission's allegation that the Bush Administration misrepresented facts and events leading up to the U.S.'s involvement and subsequent military presence in Iraq, President Bush s...
Read full storyGeorge Bush, Tony Blair, Britney Spears and her Beaver to form barber shop quartet
(NEW YORK) - Jive Records, the label behind such famous artists as Britney Spears and … Britney Spears, has in a spectacular turn of events announced today that the U.S. President George Bush and the British Prime Minister Tony Blair will be t...
Read full storyVP Candidate(s) Diesel Agrees to Debate Himself
AP, Cleveland, Ohio, June 18, 2004. Vin Diesel, the 2004 U.S. Vice Presidential Candidate on both the Democratic and Republican tickets has agreed to debate himself, reports the Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD). As reported earlier i...
Read full storyJohn Mayer Accused of Being "Repetitive Story Teller"
New York - John Mayer, the talented 26 year-old singer/songwriter has been the recipient of many accolades and awards in his short career, but now the bright glare of the spotlight may be bringing unwanted attention to the affable talent.
Read full storySurfer Dude Switches Job
It's like a flash from the past!! Benjamin Bowmar Curtis, our favorite surfer dude, who got famous with his hilarious line of "Dude, you're gettin' a Dell" has just gotten an acting deal with GamezNflix.com, an internet-based r...
Read full storyBush, Rumsfeld Offer Proof of Saddam/ Bin Laden Ties
WASHINGTON-- President Bush and Donald Rumsfeld announced in a press conference today that they had finally obtained proof that Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden had ties.
Read full storyMadonna turns into Hasidic rabbi
London - Pop star Madonna held a press conference today in which she revealed that she is actually a Hasidic rabbi.
Read full storyHere's The Bill
What can one say about former US president Bill Clinton that hasn't already been said about piles?...
Read full storyWes Craven to Take Helm of 'Passion of Christ' Sequel
(UP) Mel Gibson announced today that he will be stepping back from the director's chair for the sequel to last spring's biblical box office smash 'The Passion of the Christ.' Gibson has decided to hand the reigns over to horror guru...
Read full storyGod to Begin Collecting Fees for Use of Jesus' Likeness
Heaven - Despite explicit instructions in several well known divinely inspired best sellers, it appears mankind has tested the Lord God Almighty's patience for using His son's name in vain and/or for profit. And in an unprecedented announcemen...
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