Murdoch to buy UKIP
Rupert Murdoch, the world's greatest garbage recycler, today announced that he is to buy The United Kingdom Independence Party. At the moment, UKIP is seen as little more than a focal point for scapegoat-seekers and an alternative to The Ulster Unio...
Read full storySpeed cameras - the unofficial police policy
Britain's speed camera policy has reached a new level of controversy.
Read full storySachin Tendulkar to captain Pakistan team
Cricket superstar Sachin Tendulkar announced in Mumbai (India) that he would captain the Pakistan team.
Read full storyIlliteracy for all by 2007, says UN
The United Nations has announced a revolutionary plan that will turn the entire world into illiterates by 2007.
Read full storyWWF plans newspaper for animals
The World Wildlife Fund has announced plans for a special newspaper for animals.
Read full storyTower of Pisa to stop leaning
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has decided to stop leaning.
Read full storyRush is a Real Patriot - ex Wife comments
Rush Limbaugh, the well known talk conservative talk show host is facing his third divorce. Having survived encounters with the Dade County investigations into his drug habits, and his battle with deafness, the embattled Rush tried unsuccessfully to prevent a press conference by his wife Mara Limbaugh revealing secrets Rush wanted kept quiet. “He is not named Rush for no reason” said Mrs.
Read full storyHalliburton Fights Hostile Takeover Bid by Bush and Cheney !
HOUSTON (AP) Halliburton, the world's leading provider of products and services to the oil and gas industry, revealed that two obscure investors are positioning themselves to take over the 85 year old Texas company. Dave Lesar, CEO for Halliburto...
Read full storySwiss Navy sinks Colombian coke boat
(Lake Geneva, Switzerland; Wednesday 16 June) Reports just in state that the Swiss Navy earlier today sank a Colombian-registered tanker allegedly carrying 1000 tonnes of cocaine as it tried to enter Swiss territorial waters. The MV Septum was in...
Read full storyFashion Designers Concede that Black is the New Black
After years of trying to convince New Yorkers and Angelenos that orange was the new black, pink was the new black, and gray was the new black, major fashion designers have conceded that black is the new black, the old black, the current black, and th...
Read full storyEU voting turnout disturbing
EUROPE -- Voters in the European Union (EU) have sent disturbing messages of apathy, mistrust and...
Read full storyBritney Spears Cancels Tour, Freak Knee Injury Blamed
Los Angeles - Representatives from the Britney Spears camp have confirmed cancellation of her "Fully Deflowered and Loving It" Summer Tour presented by Valtrex.
Read full storyMcDonald's hamburger: crap on a bun, literally
CHICAGO, Illinois -- In what experts expected would one day come to pass since they, on numerous occasions, had previously tested for and found excrement in McDonald's "beef" patties, a Seattle woman bit into her Quarter Pounder and got...
Read full storyVin Diesel Accepts Second VP Nod
AP, Helion, Stardate 17549.1. In a move unprecedented in American politics, Vin Diesel agreed to accept the Republican Vice Presidential candidacy, only days after accepting the Democratic VP candidacy (reported in The Spoof on Stardate 1754...
Read full storyDead Sea Scrolls scholars say it was John the Baptist
(Vatican Library, Tuesday). Astonished scholars of the Holy See today unveiled the findings of the Grateful Dead Sea Scroll Committee, headed by Prof Geezer Worms, which categorically state that the alleged founder of the Christian Church was in fa...
Read full storyVatican Report: The Inquisition wasn't that bad...George W. Bush Agrees
Vatican Officials have released a report saying that although the Inquisition burned people at the stake, stretched them to death on the rack, maimed and abused tens of thousands and possibly millions just because they weren't Roman Catholic, it real...
Read full storyHollywood rocked after tan line spotted on George Hamilton
The acting community was stunned after Variety Magazine reported that an anonymous source spotted what is believed to be a tan line on George Hamilton.
Read full storyHand Me My Pledge
The American Supreme Court, technically an independent body, moved swiftly to sidestep the "Pledge of Allegiance" issue.
Read full storyRevealed: Speed Cameras - The Official Government Policy
A Government paper leaked to The Spoof has shown that speed cameras have been highly concentrated in certain areas, so as to deliberately cause more road accidents in others.
Read full storyHuge Discovery
On a small island just off the coast of Kilmuckridge called Joscelin a family of giants has been discovered. Locals say they have known of this phenomenon for many a year but thought it best for the family's well being to keep it secret.
Read full storySpecial Forces Start New Operation in Iraqi Desert
In order to raise funding to supply body armor to US troops in Iraq, the Special Operations Force now offer specialized guided tours in the Iraqi Desert. For $300 US dollars, adventurers can mount the Demolition Unit Night Evaders (DUNE) buggies and...
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