Written by Roj

Wednesday, 16 June 2004

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On a small island just off the coast of Kilmuckridge called Joscelin a family of giants has been discovered. Locals say they have known of this phenomenon for many a year but thought it best for the family's well being to keep it secret.

The family thought to be Welsh descendents of the Adams family measures between twenty to thirty-five feet and weighing between thirty-five to forty five stone. Doctors are pushing to have the family brought in for autopsies but officials claim this would be inhuman as the family are not dead.

The Irish army have sent armed vessels out to marshal the coast. General O'Pullalong was quoted as saying "We hope this wont turn out to be a BIG problem"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Family, Discovery




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