A Game Telling the Future, and it's NOT a Ouji Board!
St. Paul, Minnesota (July 7) --- Yesterday I talked to native Minnesotian Ross Walters. He told me all about his interesting life journey. Including his interesting Life, the game, journey. "Well," he started with a smile, "when I was twelve I played the game Life. It was my first time playing. By the end I had gone through college, become a doctor, married and had three ki...
Read full storyReferee Beaten To Death In Special Olympics Blind Boxing Fiasco
HAMBURG, GERMANY --- The sporting world was in shock today after one of the best loved amateur boxing referees was killed after a pummelling from a Special Olympian blind boxer, who had mistakenly thought the referee was his opponent during a first r...
Read full storyNext Stop... Pluto!
Washington (July 7) --- Earlier this morning President Bush revealed his new project. Lucky I happened to be hiding, at the time, in the white houses' front gardens. I was one of the first to hear the news. He stood out on the front steps and in...
Read full storyAnimal Rights Campaigner Succeeds & Given Rights As An Animal
BIRMINGHAM, UK -- Today was the day animal rights activists worldwide celebrated after a triumphant landmark case in Birmingham Crown Court. Steven Aldwin (34) succeeded in winning an historical judgement as an animal rights activist, and was granted...
Read full storySaddam, Osama Eye US Presidency
Saddam Hussein, with Osama bin Laden as his running mate, is aiming to become the first foreigner to win the American Presidency.
Read full storyBull shortage hits world economy
A shortage of bulls has affected the world economy, a leading economist has stated.
Read full storyLabour Party reveals a higher calling
The Government is attempting to outlaw religious hatred in the UK by making the Labour Party the country's only legal faith.
Read full storyCheney Picks Bush For 2004 Ticket
Gaithersburg, MD (July 7) --- Not to be outdone now that the Democratic ticket is in place, Vice President Dick Cheney announced early this morning that George Bush would once again join his ticket as the Republican presidential nominee. "He's a kno...
Read full storyIyad Allawi to change name to Saddam Hussein
US-appointed Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi is to change his name by deed poll to Saddam Hussein, it emerged earlier today.
Read full storyHoward Deans Opens Primal Scream Clinic
Howard Dean, the former governor of Vermont and embarrassing Democratic candidate for president, recently opened the Howard Dean Primal Scream Therapy Clinic in Burlington, Vt. The man who actually thought he had a chance at president found himself...
Read full storyMilosevic Unwell So It's Edwards
John Kerry, foiled in his attempt to outsource the vice presidency, has opted for Senator John Edwards.
Read full storyShaq To Buy Coach K
Los Angeles Ca. An identified source, close to Shaq O'Neal, stated today that the superstar L.A. Lakers center has made a bid to buy Coach K personally. The Lakers front office has denied any knowledge of the purchase, and are not speaking to any...
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