MapQuest Destroys Town!

Funny story: MapQuest Destroys Town!

RUGBY, ND (AP) Residents of rural Rugby, North Dakota will not soon forget this July 4th. Cars, pickups, and big trucks started rolling up 4th Avenue at 9 o'clock in the morning. Drivers soon started pulling over and ringing doorbells asking for...

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Polygamist Children Cause Disturbance at Local School

Funny story: Polygamist Children Cause Disturbance at Local School

Earlier this week at John Adam's Elementary school in Smalltown, Utah, 6th grader Michael James Gantry caused a disturbance in his American History Class. Witnessess report that when their teacher, Miss Kreant told the class that today they would be learning about their forefathers, Gantry replied, " But I don't have four fathers, just four mothers"...

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Dan Brown to Follow Up Best Selling 'Da Vinci Code'

Funny story: Dan Brown to Follow Up Best Selling 'Da Vinci Code'

Best selling author Dan Brown has announced that he is working on a follow-up to his acclaimed novel, The Da Vinci Code. The new Novel, entitled The Schultz Code asserts astonishing claims that Cartoonist Charles Schultz included hidde...

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Rumsfeld "Can't Imagine" Draft

Funny story: Rumsfeld "Can't Imagine" Draft

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Bush administration is expressing a disbelief in reviving the military draft despite the stress placed on America's all-volunteer force by large-scale operations in Iraq and Afghanistan. "I just can't imagine...

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Years of Stretching Pay Off for the Dutch

Funny story: Years of Stretching Pay Off for the Dutch

Rob Bruintjes comes from big people. His mother was a shade under 6 feet tall and his father...

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British Government to Ban Snacking

Funny story: British Government to Ban Snacking

The British Government today announced measures to ban snacking, a spokesman said, "too many of you lazy people are getting fat and between meals snacking is a prime culprit". Evidence from the Statistical Office suggests that the avera...

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Greenspan: "You Are Getting Very Sleepy"

WASHINGTON - Alan Greenspan, chairman of the Federal Reserve, announced today he would take certain key steps to ensure the continued recovery and health of the economy. "Flimmity-flammity, bimmity-bammity," he told reporters, "dreezl...

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John Kerry Announces VEEP

Presidential hopefull John Kerry announced today that his pick for his Vice President would be none other then current President George Bush. Asked to explain his pick, Kerry told reporters that since his and President Bush's policies are so clo...

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New Yorkers Get Baath

New Yorkers woke to the news that Saddam Hussein was on his way to the Big Apple for his trial. A spokesman for the Iraqi government said that frantic behind the scenes negotiations, had made this historic event possible, while Vice President Dick C...

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id Software Drops Doom3 in Favor of "MMOG" Game

Funny story: id Software Drops Doom3 in Favor of "MMOG" Game

id software announced that Doom3 is no longer in production, and that the developmental team has shifted gears toward something more enlightening.

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Republican Jack Ryan Replaced In Race by Bloomington Man

Funny story: Republican Jack Ryan Replaced In Race by Bloomington Man

SPRINGFIELD-- Brian Steep, a Bloomington-Normal, Illinois man today announced his bid for the Illinois US Senate seat on the Republican ticket in replacement of former candidate Jack Ryan, who was forced from the race due to a scandal involving ex-wi...

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Lane's gay and so what?

Funny story: Lane's gay and so what?

LONDON -- Stage actor Nathan Lane came to England recently to hold a press conference revealing that he is a homosexual.

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McCartney reveals Vinton was alter ego

Funny story: McCartney reveals Vinton was alter ego

LONDON -- In a shocking revelation made here, former Beatle Paul McCartney said that he is and always has really been Bobby Vinton.

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The real Brando, by Brit friend and author

Funny story: The real Brando, by Brit friend and author

LONDON - British author Scorn St. Peters says, "Marlon Brando will go down in history as the man whose sexuality and rebellious attitude screwed up acting forever."...

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