John Howard breaks down ; regrets upbringing

Canberra, April 1 2004, 7:32 AM - In a remarkable scene last night, the Australian Prime Minister, Mr John Howard, broke down at a press conference and wept uncontrollably. Anxious staff rushed to his side to assist, fearing that he had swallowed on...

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Iraq Outrage : Saddam granted bail

Funny story: Iraq Outrage : Saddam granted bail

Saddam Hussein gets bail - trial date set for January...

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Kerry's Stump Speech In Print.

Funny story: Kerry's Stump Speech In Print.

Democratic Presidential nomination Senator John Kerry has requested us to print his entire stump speech, It is one of the classic pieces of our time and we trust readers will not snigger.

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Michael Moore Is New James Bond

Michael Moore may not have cracked the nod for the Democratic Convention but he's scored big time with the role of James Bond in "You only look like you've lived twice". This news breaking after Pierce Brosnan confirmed that he is n...

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Four-Way Stop Sign Installation Causes Massive Traffic Jam

Funny story: Four-Way Stop Sign Installation Causes Massive Traffic Jam

Tupelo, MS - Initial excitement over the first four-way stop sign to be added to the Mississippi roadways has turned to mounting frustration with every passing day.

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Kerry Promises Carter Cabinet Position -- Real Cabinets!

Funny story: Kerry Promises Carter Cabinet Position -- Real Cabinets!

Boston [July 28] --- DNC spokesperson Marge O'Kane has confirmed that, if elected, President John Kerry will allow former president Jimmy Carter and volunteers for Habitat for Humanity to "have a go" at modernizing parts of the White House. "I d...

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DNC to Obama - XYZ PDQ

Boston, MA - During the entirety of his moving speech at the Democratic National Convention, DNC staffers and advance people were trying to catch the attention of rising star Barak Obama. The Illinois State Senator, who is running for the US Senate...

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Jacko blames God

Funny story: Jacko blames God

Michael Jackson today announced a new line, in his defence of allegations of child molestation. In a move that is sure to outrage religious zealots the world over, Jacko now claims that god had been giving him instructions from an early age. These or...

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Diana Fountain Fiasco: now "wrong water" blamed

Funny story: Diana Fountain Fiasco: now "wrong water" blamed

London, UK (Associated Mess) - Hydrologists advising the Royal Parks Agency, which is responsible for the overall running of the recently opened and closed Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain, have issued a statement blaming the water for a se...

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GE acquisition opens up new market

Funny story: GE acquisition opens up new market

GE today revealed a takeover of a number of companies in the Bouncy Castle rental industry catapulting it into the number one place for inflatable Child Leisure Services in one fail swoop.

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Drudge Report Sinks To New Low

Funny story: Drudge Report Sinks To New Low

WASHINGTON - Matt Drudge's ‘The Drudge Report' has long been hailed by right-wing conservatives as the definitive source for dirt on their liberal Democrat adversaries. With the release of ‘Fahrenheit 9/11', controversial film director Michael M...

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Kerry Positive On Abortion

Funny story: Kerry Positive On Abortion

Democratic Party presidential nominee John Kerry has confirmed that he is definitely pro-choice unless he is speaking in front of a pro-life audience in which case he will be Catholic but not Irish.

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U.S. Targets French Canadian Boats for Preemptive Strike.

Funny story: U.S. Targets French Canadian Boats for Preemptive Strike.

U.S. spy satellites have stepped up their surveillance along the US/Canada border confirming that French Canadians are massing at the US/Canadian border in preparation for a clandestine voter registration operation in northern counties of New York, O...

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