John Howard breaks down ; regrets upbringing
Canberra, April 1 2004, 7:32 AM - In a remarkable scene last night, the Australian Prime Minister, Mr John Howard, broke down at a press conference and wept uncontrollably. Anxious staff rushed to his side to assist, fearing that he had swallowed on...
Read full storyIraq Outrage : Saddam granted bail
Saddam Hussein gets bail - trial date set for January...
Read full storyKerry's Stump Speech In Print.
Democratic Presidential nomination Senator John Kerry has requested us to print his entire stump speech, It is one of the classic pieces of our time and we trust readers will not snigger.
Read full storyMichael Moore Is New James Bond
Michael Moore may not have cracked the nod for the Democratic Convention but he's scored big time with the role of James Bond in "You only look like you've lived twice". This news breaking after Pierce Brosnan confirmed that he is n...
Read full storyFour-Way Stop Sign Installation Causes Massive Traffic Jam
Tupelo, MS - Initial excitement over the first four-way stop sign to be added to the Mississippi roadways has turned to mounting frustration with every passing day.
Read full storyKerry Promises Carter Cabinet Position -- Real Cabinets!
Boston [July 28] --- DNC spokesperson Marge O'Kane has confirmed that, if elected, President John Kerry will allow former president Jimmy Carter and volunteers for Habitat for Humanity to "have a go" at modernizing parts of the White House. "I d...
Read full storyDNC to Obama - XYZ PDQ
Boston, MA - During the entirety of his moving speech at the Democratic National Convention, DNC staffers and advance people were trying to catch the attention of rising star Barak Obama. The Illinois State Senator, who is running for the US Senate...
Read full storyJacko blames God
Michael Jackson today announced a new line, in his defence of allegations of child molestation. In a move that is sure to outrage religious zealots the world over, Jacko now claims that god had been giving him instructions from an early age. These or...
Read full storyDiana Fountain Fiasco: now "wrong water" blamed
London, UK (Associated Mess) - Hydrologists advising the Royal Parks Agency, which is responsible for the overall running of the recently opened and closed Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain, have issued a statement blaming the water for a se...
Read full storyGE acquisition opens up new market
GE today revealed a takeover of a number of companies in the Bouncy Castle rental industry catapulting it into the number one place for inflatable Child Leisure Services in one fail swoop.
Read full storyDrudge Report Sinks To New Low
WASHINGTON - Matt Drudge's ‘The Drudge Report' has long been hailed by right-wing conservatives as the definitive source for dirt on their liberal Democrat adversaries. With the release of ‘Fahrenheit 9/11', controversial film director Michael M...
Read full storyKerry Positive On Abortion
Democratic Party presidential nominee John Kerry has confirmed that he is definitely pro-choice unless he is speaking in front of a pro-life audience in which case he will be Catholic but not Irish.
Read full storyU.S. Targets French Canadian Boats for Preemptive Strike.
U.S. spy satellites have stepped up their surveillance along the US/Canada border confirming that French Canadians are massing at the US/Canadian border in preparation for a clandestine voter registration operation in northern counties of New York, O...
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