NASA Scientists Find Water on Mars
In the midst of their most recent mission to the Red Planet, NASA have released colour photographs, received from an orbiting satellite, showing just where the water is to be found.
Read full storyBush claims Mars oil fields for America
NASA officials have admitted that finding evidence of water is not the primary goal of the latest mission to Mars.
Read full storySaint Paul Man Came Claims He Was First To Come Up With "Arnold vs. Arnold" Joke
Saint Paul, Minnesota David Brown, a local meat packer, claimed Thursday that he was the first to make the observation that when Arnold Schwarz...
Read full storyAustralian PM John Howard denies indecent act at the Sydney Cricket Ground
Australian Prime Minister, Mr John Howard, strenuously denied allegations yesterday that he has acted improperly. He maintains that his feelings towards former Australian cricket captain, Steve Waugh, are in no way improper.
Read full storyBush declares self President for life, calls off 2004 election
Speaking from his ranch at the beginning of a 3-month ‘sabbatical', President Bush announced today that the 2004 elections would not be held. Citing the need for greater Homeland Security in these troubled times, Bush stated that his removal from of...
Read full storyMars Rover Discovers Nougat Filled Core
In what can only be described as a stunning leap forward for scientific knowledge, NASA officials held a press conference today to discuss an astounding discovery made by analyzing data from its Spirit rover, which is currently taking pictures and co...
Read full storyWould you like boobs with that?
Okay now, things are getting a little out of hand. Today as I walk through department stores and see all the trendy fashions, one thing sticks out to me more than anything—boobs are becoming more and more visible, but less and less accessible. What do I mean? Simply that women are confusing the hell out of me! Why, for heaven’s sake, would you parade your scrumptious breasts in front of me...
Read full storyMissing WWII soldier found alive, wandering around Nebraska, still searching for Omaha Beach
Merwyn R. Hilltuck, now 79, who had been feared killed in action at Normandy on D-Day, has been found in Nebraska, alive and well, wearing a now tattered Army uniform, and still desperately looking for Omaha Beach, where he was ordered to go fight in...
Read full storyNew online party reveals manifesto
Your Party, the new political party that aims to break the mould of British politics by canvassing the opinions of hundreds of online participants, has revealed its new manifesto - with surprising results.
Read full storyWhy did Di Die?
Six years and five months after the death of Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed, British authorities are commencing an inquest into that tragic night in Paris. Michael Burgess, Coroner to the Royal Household, said in a statement today that, "Our prelimina...
Read full storyPrincess Diana's Death Was a Cunning Stunt
Underground gossip from the inquest into Diana, the Ex-Princess of Wales, suggests the person found in the car wreck, may not have been hers. We are told that the inquest has access to documents, anonymously sent to them, bearing the letterhead of...
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