Search continues for Steve Irwin's son
Teams of police and volunteers continued their pain staking search yesterday along the crocodile infested banks of northern Australia's South Alligator River for Steve Irwin's one month old son following a bizarre water skiing accident.
Read full storySecond Paris Hilton Sex Tape Surfaces, No One Cares
Once again, an adult themed website has posted exclusive footage of Paris Hilton having sex with some guy she dated a couple years ago. The 25-minute tape shows Paris and as yet unnamed paramour, having sex in numerous positions, with Paris clearly...
Read full storyBush Admits Affair With Ann Coulter
In a shocking admission that has D.C. turned upside down, President Bush informed the world at a press conference today of his torrid love affair with conservative author Ann Coulter.
Read full storyNeverland Ranch For Sale (Classified Ad)
NAMBLA Times For sale to NAMBLA (North American Man-Boy Love Association) member in good standing, one 37,000 SF Estate named “Neverland Ranch”. Known as the “Crown Jewel of Beverly Hills”, this exciting property sits high atop a steep cliff where you can spot police cars and irate parents coming from miles away.
Read full storyMilton Keynes Named As New Martian Capital
Kipper-ties fluttered and sports jackets came alive, today, when it was announced that the missing Mars Probe had been found orbiting the Open University headquarters at Milton Keynes.
Read full storyKick Ball
I'm reminded of the days of my youth where, on the battlefield of the schoolyard, alliances were forged and destroyed amidst the competitive life-or-death game of kick ball. Kick ball, in the states, is played like baseball except the pitcher rolls a large ball toward the person who kicks it and runs the bases.
Read full storyHarold Shipman wins much coveted "First famous death of the year" award
Serial killer Harold Shipman has hung himself to death, securing the prestigious "First famous death of the year" award which is usually reserved for old and decrepit solo artists.
Read full storyBush, Cheney Make Historic Hang Glider Landing On Aircraft Carrier
The campaign season got off to one hum-dinger of a start today when earlier this morning President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney made a rather unorthodox yet daring stunt. It appears that Bush talked Cheney into hang gliding out into the Atlant...
Read full storyGovernment Work
It’s no offense to be felon in Chicago. When it comes to crime, corruption, and clout, Illinois, and particularly Cook County has always been on the cutting edge of the crooked side of payday. There’s plenty of ways to make money in the big city Bud -- the easiest way has always been to steal it from someone else.
Read full storyFold 'em
Hey, how ya’ doing? Ever play poker with a fool? I think I can get you a game with George Bush.
Read full storyGod gives Bush his walking papers
The almighty today announced that he is replacing President Bush by the end of the week.
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