Rosie O. Loses Her Heart and Her Singledom in San Francisco
San Francisco, CA -- It was a beautiful ceremony, quick and painless. Rosie O'Donnell, the Queen of Nice --(yeah, right), married her lover of many years today in the city by the Bay.
Read full storyBush To Star in Three Stooges Remake
Barring any unforseen goof-ups, misstatements, or an attentive public, Bush is confident about winning the 2004 election. Running as the incumbent and toting a hefty war-chest, Bush is perhaps the favorite to win despite his horrific economy and rock...
Read full story"The Passion": An Expert's View
A Undisclosed part of Heaven -- God decided that he would speak out about Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ" today. As he mentioned, "everyone else has an opinion, so I thought I'd voice mine."...
Read full storyKofi Loses Trophy
UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan has sensationally lost his bare-knuckle boxing crown to newcomer "Furious" George Kennedy, a traveller (Knacker) from the Republic of Ireland.
Read full storyHorses Genetically Engineered To Have Cupholders
COLLEGE STATION, TX -- It's not your father's horse. Researchers at Texas A&M University have successfully altered horse DNA so that each one is born with a cupholder on it's neck. The feat is being hailed as a biological engineering brea...
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