Cruelty of Genetics; Cloning of Omarosa and Heidi into Oma-Heidi; The Perverse Political Angle
In its continuing attack on John Kerry-Heinz, the White House told writer KungFu IceSkater, that it would release pictures even scarier than earlier released pictures of William Jefferson Clinton ("The Bill") with his "damage-control" advis...
Read full storyBush Cabinet Meeting Highlighted By "SBD" Talk
Washington-A new threat to the solidarity of the Bush inner-circle arose this morning in a closed-door foreign policy meeting. This new hazard is said to have polarized the room entirely and might have short-term lingering effects. At some point dur...
Read full storyWesbite Links Al-Qaeda to Hot Lesbian Action
Baghdad -- A Web site posted a statement Monday attributed to Osama bin Laden associate Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, claiming responsibility for deadly weekend suicide attacks on two oil terminals in southern Iraq. The website also has connections to some...
Read full storySaddam Given "Time Out" Until He Cooperates
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba -- Former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein was given a "time out" and made to stand in the corner by his captors today until he cooperates with intelligence officers appointed to his case.
Read full storySimon Cowell joins John Kerry as chief advisor.
In a strange marriage of politics and showbiz, John Kerry invites American Idol genius Simon Cowell on board to help choose a running mate for the 2004 election.
Read full storyCheney Says Monica is Behind Bad Enviro-Nut Regulations!
Dick Cheney, speaking to the 2004 graduating class of the Wyoming School of Oil Production, attacked "all those silly Clinton-Administration adopted regulations restricting oil production in the US," - the ones designed to clean up the air,...
Read full storyWinnie The Pooh Busted in 100 Acre Wood Sex Romp
Winnie the Pooh was arrested today on one count of public indecency, one count of fornication in a public location, one count of bestiality, as well as numerous other misdemeanors. Similar charges have been made against Winnie's collaborator, Ee...
Read full storyDeath By Chocolate
A man has died in a freak confectionery accident whilst on a works outing to a famous chocolate factory...
Read full storyNew Reality Show 'The Swine' Coming to FOX
In an effort to capitalize on the sick and twisted perversions of the American viewing tastes, FOX announced today that it will be starting a new reality series this Fall titled "The Swine". "We expect this show to really bring home the bacon," s...
Read full storyUSA Demands Freedom For EU Nazis
A Russian-cum-Belarus-sponsored resolution at the Geneva conference on human rights against racism and xenophobia expressed deep concern at the tendency of some states to glorify former members of the SS, instituting monuments in their honour and all...
Read full storyPro Choice Plea:"George, George, Stay Out of My Bush"
Organizers of The March for Women's Rights estimate that Sundays pro abortion rally in Washington drew a crowd of at least one million people, possibly more. In a statement issued from in hiding at Camp David, President Bush called on the nation to "...
Read full storyBaby naming on the increase.
Studies today revealed that the once rare phenomenon of giving a newly born child a name is on the increase in today's society.
Read full storyMcDonalds To Outsource Drive Through!
Unconfirmed Sources report that McDonalds corporation has made plans to outsource drive through order taking to a call center in the Phillipines "It is an amazing technological feat." Says one industry watcher. And a great way to cut a mass...
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