Cruelty of Genetics: The Cloning of Omarosa and Heidi into Oma-Heidi; The Perverse Political Angle
In its continuing attack on John Kerry-Heinz, the White House told writer, KungFu IceSkater, that it would release pictures even scarier than earlier released pictures of William Jefferson Clinton ("The Bill") with his "damage-control" advi...
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Read full storyCruelty of Genetics; Cloning of Omarosa and Heidi into Oma-Heidi And The Perverse Political Angle.
In its continuing attack on John Kerry-Heinz, the White House announced that it would release pictures even scarier than earlier released pictures of William Jefferson Clinton ("The Bill") with his “damage-control” adviser, Oma-Ho-Sa. Even though a picture of The Bill with Oma-Ho-Sa is widely available, The Bill quickly announced "I never had work relations with that woman and I nev...
Read full storyCruelty of Genetics. Cloning of Omarosa and Heidi into Oma-Heidi And The Perverse Political Angle
In its continuing attack on John Kerry-Heinz, the White House told writer KungFu IceSkater, that it would release pictures even scarier than earlier released pictures of William Jefferson Clinton ("The Bill") with his "damage-control" advis...
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North Korea has broken its official silence on a massive blast at a train station stating that "imperialist, yankee carelessness" caused the explosion.
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