The board that organize the Tv Turd that is The Eurovision song contest said that this years compeitition would be the last a spokesperson said "It is with great relief and a good feeling in my heart that eurovision is no more This years contest in Turkey will be the last " There are a number of reasons that the compeitition is ending , one is the formation of the european consitiution which as clause 666 states if you are not a member , then you can kiss goodbye any eurovision entry which would leave only a handful of countries left , Another possible reason is the continious insults that Terry Wogan deals out to the non-british entries which apprantly deeply offended an lativan entry last year . However the organizers of Eurovision are plannins "Classic Eurovision "in which every winner from the first eurovision to the last will battle it out to be the greatest eurovite of them all
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