Gnomes go on strike!
The NUG (national union of Gnomes) announced this week that huge numbers of Gnomes will join others in striking this week in protest of low wages. 'Payment for Gnomes is a a record low, down 20% on last year. We thought we had ended Gnome discrim...
Read full storyBush Baghdad visit "less realistic" than moon landing
Nine out of ten Americans think that George W Bush's recent Thanksgiving Day trip to Baghdad was staged - many saying they believed the 1969 moon landing to be "more realistic".
Read full storySpeaking of Which...3 Merry Bollocks, and enjoy the festive period.
A few Christmases ago, when those advent step candles first became all the rage, I remember thinking: what a novel idea – now why didn’t I think of that? And then when outdoor festive lights took off big time, I thought: now that’s clever.
Read full storyCorra turning comedy
The latest reports are that in a bid to shake up the ratings war, Coronation Street will be attempting to do comedy later this year. The announcement comes after threats from southern sister ‘Eastenders' to reinstate Barbara Windsor as queen of carry...
Read full storyRoommate from hell?
Is this the description of a roommate from hell? One girl thinks so, namely the girl who is forced by law or summat to share a room at university with him. He goes by a different name everyday-that was the girl's first clue to something not being rig...
Read full storyStudents: Beware of Piccalilli loving Porter
Students at universities around the country beware. There is a man pretending to be a porter/handyman lurking in the shadows. This ‘man' can be identified by the fact that he wears a name badge that he's made himself, its got sequins and glitter and...
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