And now here's a sports update:
In baseball, a bunch of guys with fist sized, hard balls did their best to hit them with a big stick as far as they could, while the other team did their best to keep their balls from being hit and if they were hit, to catch them before they hit the ground.
In basket ball a bunch of really tall guys with probably the biggest balls in sports today bounced them up and down on a hard wooden floor, trying to keep their balls from being taken by the other team who would then throw them through a wire ring.
In women's basketball players, surprised that they had balls at all, did pretty much the same things as the men's basketball teams.
In American football guys with really tight pants tried to stop the guys who were holding their oddly shaped balls, and hopefully make them drop them so that everyone else could jump on them.
In golf a bunch of men and women with some of the tiniest balls of all, wisely tried to hit their balls the least amount of times that they could.
In tennis young men and women with day-glo balls batted them back and forth until someone missed.
In Ping Pong Chinese men, lucky enough to have balls that can float, paddled those balls back and forth until someone missed, sort of like tennis.
In Rugby a bunch of guys with more balls than brains just about killed each other out on the field.
In Cricket hardly anything happened with those balls.
In pool people tried their best to poke their balls with the pointy end of a stick, trying to knock them into their pockets.
And that's the day in sports.
