Recent studies of Mr. Hussein's bunker have revealed a secret journal entitled "My whole, mad f**k**g life" containing revelations that some 20 or so years ago, Saddam flew to Sicily and enrolled in a local mob. For several years he was the right-hand man (or, should i say, 'Lackey') of a Don, who must remain nameless due to ''security'' reasons.
Another certain un-nameable man, who once foiled his attempt to assasinate a weapons inspector, kindly sent in a photograph of Saddam on an assasination mission <<see below>>. ''Fortunately, the photo taken by myself made the gunman slip and only caused the Inspector to lose the ability to urinate while standing, not his life!'' Says the photographer.
We proved Saddam was the gunman because one of the rifle bullets in the M1 in his bunker, matched the one lodged in the Inspector's Anaconda.
-----Many thanks to the Impotent Inspector and the photographer, also all of you happy chappies for reading this (spoof) report.
