Babes to Split

Funny story written by David Lyons

Wednesday, 17 December 2003

One of Britains most succesful girl bands the Sugabaes are to split under a cloud of controversy. The group have been plagued with so-called rumours since newest band member Heidi Range joined in 2000.

However, we can confirm that these rumours where true and now the band are due to split after they finish promoting their new single 'Too Lost in You'.

An Insider revealed:

"Since Heidi joined the other two (Keisha and Mutya) have been jealous of the attention she seems receive from all the boys. They never wanted to be part of a cutie girl group but they feel Heidi's looks have put them in that Cathogorie."

A pal close to the striking Blonde Heidi, Yolande McMahon said:

"Heidi is sick of the girls, she was fuming that the girls asked her to tone down from looking good and they insisted on publishing the worst looking pictures of her on the sleeve of their latest album. Heidi has been talking to producers and will sign on with another label to persue a solo career after christmas.'"

Another close pal of Heidi who refused to be named revealed a more bitchy side to the scouser:

"Heidi thinks the other two girls not only have horrible personalities but they are horrible to look at too and it's not her fault she stands out."

Heidi, who incidently is dating a top Irish journalist David Lyons is said to be looking forward to a new career while both Mutya and Keisha are also set to go their seperate ways in the new year in search of pastures new. The bands record company released a short statement admitting crisis was on the cards, "The girls have not split but we will be meeting over the girls' future this weekend."

Heidi, Keisha and Mutya are said to be staying not only in different rooms on their promotional trip but in different hotels completley.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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