A remarkably misbehavior-free 48 hours amongst the nation's premier league footballers, soap stars and other minor celebrities has left the red tops scrambling to find anything 'newsworthy' to write about.
New London Mayor Boris Johnson has caused a major furore by stating that his first priority will be to lobby for sexual athletics to become an Olympic sport in time for the 2012 games.
In an abrupt slap in the face for the environmental lobby, new London Mayor Boris Johnson has announced sweeping changes to the Congestion Charge which will see owners of gas guzzling 4x4's actually receive payment for driving in...
Gordon Brown appeared to be on the verge of being forced into another embarrassing policy U-turn this morning after Whitehall was brought to a standstill as thousands of S&M devotees protested outside Downing Street, insisting they be immediately pun...
The London Mayoral result was sensationally overturned in the early hours of this morning when lawyers acting for Lib Dem candidate Brian Paddick invoked an arcane London bye-law forbidding heterosexual men with the initials 'K' or 'B'...
The entire worldwide staff of advertising agency McCann Erickson has sensationally been arrested in dawn raids by elite Portuguese Special Forces following an anonymous tip-off by seven pissed journalists in a Praia da Luz tapas bar.
The word "IRONY", thought to have been lost from the American vocabulary forever, was today discovered under a small filing cabinet at the state book depository in Fife, Alabama.
A major terrorist threat was averted earlier this morning when a number of suitcases containing high explosive failed to arrive at BA's flagship new Terminal 5 at London's Heathrow airport.
Following revelations in the press this weekend that former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott fought a career-long battle with bulimia, legendary British comic and environmental campaigner Freddie Starr has finally broken more than twenty years of...
LONDON: A news story containing nothing funny whatsoever was discovered late this evening on a satirical news website.
Colombian drug lords have reacted with outrage to newspaper allegations that FIA boss Max Mosley rounded off a five hour "spankathon" with goose-stepping hookers by hoovering large quantities of English breakfast tea.
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