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Congressional Booster Club Raises $1400 for New Ties

Funny story: Congressional Booster Club Raises $1400 for New Ties

WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP Newsliar) -- The U.S. Congressional Booster Club, run by the mothers of currently sitting U.S. representatives and senators, has raised $1400 in funding towards the purchase of new ties. "Many of our little darlings are still...

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Americans' Approval Rating Plummets

Funny story: Americans' Approval Rating Plummets

WASHINGTON DC (AP Newsliar) - A Pew Research Center poll of current U.S. presidents reveals that the approval rating of American voters has plummeted from 100% in January, 2009 to 0% in July, showing that sitting U.S. presidents now overwhelmingly St...

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Apollo 11 Crew Celebrates 20th Anniversary of Moon Landing's 20th Anniversary

Funny story: Apollo 11 Crew Celebrates 20th Anniversary of Moon Landing's 20th Anniversary

WASHINGTON D.C. (AP Newsliar) -- The Apollo 11 astronauts and mission control flight directors met with President Obama today to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the first moon landing's 20th anniversary. "It was 20 years ago today that we met in...

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Inauguration Parade Crash Lands In Hudson River

Funny story: Inauguration Parade Crash Lands In Hudson River

WASHINGTON DC (AP Newsliar) - The parade for Barack Obama's inauguration as 44th president crash landed into the Hudson River today, sending all 10,000+ participants fleeing for safety from the icy waters and startling thousands of New Yorkers who ha...

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Turkey Pardons President Bush

Funny story: Turkey Pardons President Bush

WASHINGTON D.C. (AP Newsliar) -- A turkey pardoned President Bush today in a ceremony in the Rose Garden of the White House, in Washington. Presidents since Truman have pardoned a Thanksgiving turkey yearly in this decades-old White House traditio...

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Ducks Sue United States

Funny story: Ducks Sue United States

AP NEWSLIAR (Wash. DC) -- Ducks nationwide have filed a class-action lawsuit against the People of the United States. The lawsuit charges that use of the phrase "lame duck" in reference to the soon-to-be over Bush administration constitutes slander.

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First Draft of Poe's "The Raven" Found

Funny story: First Draft of Poe's "The Raven" Found

NEW YORK, NY (AP Newsliar) - An early version of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" has been discovered in the upper west side building where the famed American poet and author once lived.

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Space Shuttle Flight Diverted

Funny story: Space Shuttle Flight Diverted

HOUSTON, TX (AP Newsliar) -- Federal air marshals charged an astronaut with groping a female payload specialist aboard space shuttle Atlantis.

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Ron Paul Is The Greatest Candidate Evar!!!11!!eleventyone!!!

Funny story: Ron Paul Is The Greatest Candidate Evar!!!11!!eleventyone!!!

DAYTON, OH (AP Newsliar) -- This "The Spoof" reporter would like to publicly proclaim that Ron Paul is the greatest candidate who ever lived. Even better than Ronald Reagan. Way, way better than those hacks Romney and Giuliani.

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Invisible Man Gets Invisible Tan

Funny story: Invisible Man Gets Invisible Tan

DAYTONA BEACH, FL (AP Newsliar) -- The Invisible Man expressed consternation yesterday that nobody could see the truly righteous tan he has been working on.

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Study Reveals Consensus on Lack of Global Warming Consensus

Funny story: Study Reveals Consensus on Lack of Global Warming Consensus

HAMBURG, GERMANY (AP Newsliar) A recent survey conducted to gage the opinions of climate researchers reveals there is now consensus on the fact that there is no consensus on the question of whether global warming is predominantly caused by human acti...

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Ron Paul Supporter Hospitalized After 36 Hour Web-Posting Marathon

Funny story: Ron Paul Supporter Hospitalized After 36 Hour Web-Posting Marathon

AUSTIN, TX (AP Newsliar) -- A Ron Paul supporter collapsed from exhaustion after spending 36 hours straight on the Internet, posting pro-Paul comments on various blogs, repeatedly viewing videos to pad the stats of the Ron Paul YouTube channel, and s...

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Man Tries to Grab Photographer's Tits

Funny story: Man Tries to Grab Photographer's Tits

MITCHELL, SOUTH DAKOTA (AP Newsliar) -- A freelance photographer frequently employed by AP Newsliar captured her assailant on film today as the man tried to fondle her fun-bags.

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Mittens Stolen

Funny story: Mittens Stolen

HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY (AP Newsliar) -- Three little kittens lost their mittens this morning in an apparent burglary, police reported today.

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Study Shows Researchers Tired of Conducting Studies

Funny story: Study Shows Researchers Tired of Conducting Studies

BERKELEY, CA (AP Newsliar) -- A new study conducted by researchers at the University of California at Berkeley has revealed that researchers are sick and tired of conducting studies.

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"Librarian Hotties" Calendar Planned for 2008

Funny story: "Librarian Hotties" Calendar Planned for 2008

ATLANTA, GA (AP Newsliar) -- The American Library Association (ALA) is issuing its first ever "Librarian Hotties" calendar. The calendar will be available for ordering this November.

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Bald Eagles Select Humans As National Primate of the United States

Funny story: Bald Eagles Select Humans As National Primate of the United States

AP Newsliar -- After a lengthy selection process, Bald Eagles have chosen humans to be the national primate of the United States.

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Primates Upset Humans Won Space Race

Funny story: Primates Upset Humans Won Space Race

SAN DIEGO, CA (AP Newsliar) -- Gorillas and chimpanzees broke a decades long silence today to voice their chagrin at having lost the space race to humans.

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

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