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Funny story: Gordon Brown to Tony Blair 2002 memo leaked, details confirm rift between the two

Gordon Brown to Tony Blair 2002 memo leaked, details confirm rift between the two

Downing Street officials are in damage control mode today as a 2002 memo from current PM Gordon Brown, then Chancellor, to the PM at the time Tony Blair was leaked to a British Newspaper today. The memo clearly demonstrates the level of resentment...

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Funny story: Wembley Pitch faces more scrutiny, FA to make changes

Wembley Pitch faces more scrutiny, FA to make changes

The Wembley pitch which has taken so much criticism over the last weekend will be changed the FA has confirmed today. The pitch, which was designed as part football turf and part adventure playground, has raised a number of eyebrows since it was o...

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Funny story: Neville Neville the true loser of Man United Vs Everton FA Cup Semi Final

Neville Neville the true loser of Man United Vs Everton FA Cup Semi Final

Spare a thought today for the true loser of Sunday's FA Cup Semi-Final match between Manchester United and Everton. Neville Neville the father of Gary Neville (Man United Captain) and Phil Neville (Everton Captain) is reeling tonight having witnes...

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Funny story: Iran jails US journalist on "shaky legal grounds"

Iran jails US journalist on "shaky legal grounds"

The jailing of US journalist Roxana Saberi by an Iranian court today has raised a number of legal and human rights queries. The journalists trial took place behind closed doors and Amnesty International are describing the process of the trial as "...

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Funny story: Alice Mahon quits Labour Party

Alice Mahon quits Labour Party

Former MP Alice Mahon, 87, has quit the labour party today having "blooming well had enough of it all". The former MP, 89, has originally stepped down as MP after describing Tony Blair as a "berk" however agreed to remain in the actual labour part...

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Funny story: Rafa Benitez gesture to Sam Allardyce explained

Rafa Benitez gesture to Sam Allardyce explained

The controversial gesture made by Liverpool FC manager Rafa "Chief Akimwolo" Benitez at the Blackburn dugout last week has been identified, not as implying that the game was over, but as an ancient Aztec gesture. The Liverpool manager has been rec...

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Funny story: Vicious dog attacks 'Cats' musical theatre stars

Vicious dog attacks 'Cats' musical theatre stars

Tragedy struck the magical world of Musicals today as 2 acclaimed actors were savagely mauled by a dog. The 2 stars both currently appearing in the West End production of the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical "Cats", were attacked on leaving the theatre...

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Funny story: Alex Ferguson launches new conflict with Benitez

Alex Ferguson launches new conflict with Benitez

Sir Alex Ferguson, manager of Manchester United, allowed his emotions to get the better of him last night as he launched a new battle of both words and actions against his long time foe, Rafa Benitez. Speaking live on TV Ferguson repeatedly referr...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent singer, Susan Boyle announces engagement to Mel Gibson

Britain's Got Talent singer, Susan Boyle announces engagement to Mel Gibson

Recently hired agent for talent show favourite, Susan Boyle has announced today that the Scottish singer has accepted a proposal of marriage from Mel Gibson. Gibson, whose wife recently filed for divorce, is now rumoured to have wooed Boyle, with...

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Funny story: Obama releases further memos, reveals Bush secret pizza recipes

Obama releases further memos, reveals Bush secret pizza recipes

Following the release of the memo's surrounding the "torture" of detainees held at the luxurious resort of Guantanamo Bay, President Obama ordered the further release of classified memo's today. A number of the memo's released appear to be recipes...

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Funny story: Piratebay Pirates Sent to Pirate Jail for Being Pirates and Tax Evasion

Piratebay Pirates Sent to Pirate Jail for Being Pirates and Tax Evasion

The dying art of Piracy took another blow today as a website owned, run and championing the ways of Pirates were sent to Pirate Jail today. Captain Will Hardcastle and Yeoman Jake "Redbeard" Willingstaff had run the website in what they described...

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Funny story: Twitter named after Nazi Weapon

Twitter named after Nazi Weapon

Shamed social networking site Twitter, admitted today that in actual fact they had indeed taken the name for their site from a prototype weapon developed by the Nazi's in 1943. The "Twitter Bomb" was regarded as Adolf Hitler's favourite design for...

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Funny story: Yankees quit new Stadium with 100% Losing Record

Yankees quit new Stadium with 100% Losing Record

New York Yankees fans were shocked today when the club announced that it has decided to play no more games in the "clearly cursed" new Yankee stadium. Following the loss of the first ever game played in the stadium to the Cleveland Indians, a spok...

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Funny story: Mark Hughes Resigns from Manchester City FC

Mark Hughes Resigns from Manchester City FC

In what can only be described as inevitable, Manchester City manager Mark Hughes resigned following his team's performance in the UEFA cup quarter final against Hamburg. In a clearly depressed and dejected mood, Hughes said "when I took this job,...

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Funny story: North Korea change National Anthem to Muppets Hit

North Korea change National Anthem to Muppets Hit

In an attempt to present a more friendly and accessible front to the cruel and vindictive regime of North Korea, it has been announced that the nation will change its national anthem. Beginning from June 1st, the nation will use the classic Muppe...

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Funny story: US to convert currency from Dollar to Obamar

US to convert currency from Dollar to Obamar

In a nod to the extremely popular President Obama, the US Treasury department has announced today that it will begin phasing out the Dollar from circulation as the main currency beginning October 2009. To replace the dollar, a new currency "Obamar...

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Funny story: North Korea to host 2016 Olympics

North Korea to host 2016 Olympics

As what is being seen as a desperate attempt to build a positive and worthwhile relationship with Kim-Jong Il and the North Korean leadership, the International Olympic Committee broke a number of traditions and protocols today, by announcing that th...

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