TheSpoof.com writer Jacob Baker today launched a personal attack on a fellow writer via a story published on the TheSpoof.com website. The much maligned (look it up, Jacob) writer in question was today said to be not so much bothered by the diatribe...
Tiny shrimpy prawny creatures Krill are demanding a greater profile in celebrity restaurant circles. The minute marine crustaceans are considered a keystone food for a variety of big ocean fish such as whales, manta rays, sharks, sea...
Glamour model Jordan aka Katie Price has today slammed plastic surgery after hers went horrifically wrong. Jordan is in hiding today after revealing that her latest boob job has left her with average sized boobs, which are neither pe...
The sudden inexplicable glut of teen suicides in the tiny Welsh Village of Bridgend has been linked with the dire "Sci-Fi" series Torchwood, set in Wales.
The new cookery book by recently canonised football manager Delia Smith has been slammed by critics and fellow celebrity chefs as "immoral".
The European Commission for standardising products has today slapped a big, wet ban on the TheSpoof.com's famous turd picture as "imperfect." The commission, which has in the past smashed
Ancient star Sylvester Stallone, rumoured to start every day with a vigourous exercise routine of hard lipo and steroid pumping, has revealed that he has been receiving death threats for the last ten years on a daily basis.
Beatles tribute artist and former "wildish" pop star Liam Gallagher has secretly married his long time "tame-ish" girlfriend Nicole Appleton at a secret location thought to be Marylebone this morning.
Keira Knightley has today vowed that she will not accept either Baftas or Oscars for her role in romantic British drama Atonement.
Following the ill-received speech by the Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Roman Williams, on Sharia law being adopted across the U.K, fire and brimstone has rained down over parts of London overnight.
Controversial rapper and American R&B singer Bobby Brown has come forward today to support claims by lunatic-fringe would-be royalty Mr Robert Brown that he is Princess Margaret's lovechild by Group Captain Townsend.
The man standing trial for the murder of five Ipswich prostitutes has sensationally claimed that he may have murdered them all "by coincidence."...
Celebrity chefs all over the world are seeking the next "big cause" following the "success" of Jamie's school dinners and Hugh Firmly-Twitingly's "Chicken Out" campaign.
What's old, doesn't work and smells of wee? Not pensioners, but BT red telephone boxes. These scarlet iconic beauties were set to disappear from remote villages all over Britain, but have received a last minute reprieve from the Government.
The World Wildlife Fund has slammed "irresponsible" zoos for naming their cutest additions with distasteful and degrading names. "This has got to stop." said WWF Spokesperson Lucy Lastic," These bears are becoming a laughing...
A Canadian airline pilot had to be dragged screaming from his cockpit earlier today after hearing the news of Jeremy Beadle's death mid air. The co-pilot was wrestled to the ground by six men, tied up and carried to the rear of the plane screamin...
Extremist fisherman are today reported to have horrifically mutilated a rare Mako shark today by slicing off its head mid-ocean. Australian Gold Coast activists were today said to be appalled at the act of violence carried out on the most peaceful sp...
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