We can now forget the Spanish Armada. Our friends in Spain have avenged the English lads by beating our old enemy Germany. 'Viva Espana!' rings across the country and relief that maybe in the next World Cup the sound of the guitar will replace the...
"A 'psychic' octopus named Paul has picked Spain will win against Germany in their World Cup semi-final clash." This is one of the headlines on an online newspaper. Some German supporters believe in this octopus so deeply, as Paul predicted al...
Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan has given the Nigerian National Soccer team, the Super Eagles, a reprieve and is allowing them to continue playing the sport as long as some serious changes are made to the entire team structure. Many say that ong...
Following the success of South Africa in hosting the 2010 world cup, authorities in Nigeria are stepping up effort to host the next World Cup in 2014. A statement from the Nigerian Football Federation NFF says: "We have seen what South Af...
Uruguay football coach Oscar Tabarez has drawn up a cunning plan to stop Holland forward Arjen Robben in their World Cup semi-final in Cape Town on Tuesday. According to my interpretation of what he was saying, he actually plans to kill him. In...
News just in, the German football team have been disqualified from the semi finals of the FIFA World Cup because one of their players has infiltrated the Spanish football team's hotel and spiked their hydration drinks. Klaus Waffermeur, a reserve...
Diego Maradona arrived back in Buenos Aries with his defeated and deflated Argentinian World Cup squad yesterday, and promptly refused to apologise for a remark he made in South Africa suggesting that Pele belonged in a museum. Insiders say that B...
The honour of the world cup in South Africa was under threat last night, amid allegations that the whole competition has been fixed so that the best two teams will eventually meet each other in the Final. It's even been claimed that the eventual w...
A writer on satirical news website TheSpoof.com who has been labelled the leader of the New Vaginaists, a group of retards who have created an endless stream of stories featuring the word 'vagina', has reacted to claims that he is unoriginal, and has...
A court in South Africa has dropped a Marijuana-smoking charge against Paris Hilton along with a deal over the nude video made during the World Cup in South Africa. Ms. Hilton appeared late Friday in a FIFA World Cup courtroom after being arrested...
Bikinis packed, check. Sunglasses packed, check. Ticket to Rio. Check. Invitation to give some much needed consolation to those hunky Brazilian players? Not so fast there Paris. Your flight has been grounded. Feeling bad about her favorite team lo...
The Germans have done England a massive favour by powering Maradona's "Argie Bargies" out of the World Cup. In fact England can be quite proud of themselves, they scored twice against the Krauts, Messi & Co didn't even bother the German goalke...
Cape Town SA - Germany really gave Diego Maradona's Argentina side das boot here today, running out easy winners by a 4-0 margin. The Germans powered into the lead with a Muller header from a free kick, and from that point on, the Germans never lo...
ARGENTINA 0 GERMANY 4 - It was the result that nobody expected in the World Cup quarter final between these two footballing giants last night, and after the fourth goal had gone in, the disconsolate Argentine coach Diego Maradona summed up the feelin...
Former British PM Margaret Thatcher will be joining the rest of the football-loving world tonight, when she sits down in front of her telly to watch the World Cup quarter final match, and the former Tory leader has already 'pinned her colours to the...
PORT ELIZABETH, South Africa (Rooters) - Paris Hilton was arrested after a World Cup match in South Africa Friday after police spotted an unexplainable bulge in the area of her bra, making her appear to have 3 breasts. Hilton and her friend Jenni...
Paris Hilton and her entourage were taken into custody when a vuvuzela Hilton was carrying started to smoke and the smell of marijuana emanated from within the horn. Upon seeing the stadium police approach, Hilton passed the makeshift bong to her per...
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