Paris Hilton Questioned by Police after Cup Match

Written by Jean Le Fete

Saturday, 3 July 2010


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PORT ELIZABETH, South Africa (Rooters) - Paris Hilton was arrested after a World Cup match in South Africa Friday after police spotted an unexplainable bulge in the area of her bra, making her appear to have 3 breasts.

Hilton and her friend Jennifer Rovero were taking inthe Brazil-Netherlands World Cup quarter-final game in the South African coastal city.

Hilton fought the arrest, but to no avail as the officer offered to frisk her, "That was the best offer I'd had all night," explained Paris.

Rovero was found to be in possession of a joint of marijuana and was accused by police of not sharing it with Paris Hilton, an offense that could land both of them in jail for up to 5 years in South Africa.

Her publicist issued a statement calling the arrest a misunderstanding.

"Paris Hilton was questioned today by police in South Africa on allegations of having three breasts," the statement read.

"However I can confirm after examination that she has only two and the apparent third breast was just an extra pair of panties she intended to throw at her favorite player from the Netherlands. It was a complete misunderstanding and it was actually another person in the group who gave her the idea, as Paris rarely has an idea of her own. The case has been dropped against Paris and no charges will be made."

"I am like so totally innocent," said Hilton to the press, "I didn't even inhail when Rovero smoked her joint! I love South America, what a place to hold the world cup!"

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