ORLANDO - Elin Nordegren, aka Rich, Rich, Rich Bitch Elin Nordegren will be receiving the unbelievable sum of $750 million in a divorce settlement from her husband Tiger Woods, aka "The Dick With Feet." Nordegren said that she has one of the fines...
Elin Woods came out a big winner today with the announcement that philandering husband and golf hustler Tiger would be anteing up $750M to pay for his off the course intercourse! GNP in Sweden surged, and stocks climbed there as well on the news.
One thing you can say about Tiger Woods, you can't predict a thing on what he will do next. Since missing his daughter's birthday party while he was at the PGA Tournament, something he had promised never to do, he tried to make up for it by giving...
LONG BEACH, California - The man who broke Sandra Bullock's heart, Jesse "The Shithead" James has revealed that he is in fact dating Maricar the sexy whip cracking dominatrix who is appearing on America's Got Talent. James said that when he first...
All England Club, London - After struggling against two qualifiers, Roger Federer finally reached the third round against an opponent he could sink his teeth into, or so it seemed. However when Robert Cuttlefish took the court and began squirming...
LOS ANGELES - Spencer Pratt, soon-to-be-ex-husband of Heidi "The Plastic Woman" Montag was having lunch at a Long John Silvers when he was asked if the rumors about him dating Nadya Suleman were true. He put down the oyster he was eating and said...
It's every golfer's dream to spend his birthday at the head of a championship leaderboard, and the same can also be said for writers of spoof stories, and that's exactly what happened to TheSpoof.com's little-known and even-less-loved scribbler of sh...
Just a year ago and this would have been the last thing you would have expected from the world's greatest golfer of today, but yesterday, Tiger Woods stated that he was withdrawing from his national sport, chasing women. "I can't concentrate long...
Elin Woods, estranged wife of Tiger Woods, has gone back to college to take classes in Psychology. Whether that means she's going to find even more ways to ask for more money from Tiger or to learn to live with him again, no one knows. A source ha...
In a shock revelation, "Voice of an Angel", Charlotte Church has published a letter to her written (it is alleged) by Tiger Woods. "Dear Charlotte" it begins in sickeningly familiar terms, " I write to you as one who recently has gone through a re...
Morally bankrupt polesmoker Devon James announced to no one in particular that she has filed a paternity suit against her former backdoor lover, Tiger Woods, because she believes he's the father of her 9-year-old boy. The lawsuit, handwritten in c...
After his long "lay off" and desperate attempt to get some form? Tiger is now confident "he's really finding the groove once again." The reason for this sudden 'upsurge' is the 'swing' in his hips is back and he's swivelling just like he used too...
It is no secret that Tiger's golf game has not been the same since the Thanksgiving Day incident in which he had the hell beaten out him by his putter-wielding wife. Following a lengthy investigation into his sexual history, Mr. Woods under went an...
BOSTON - Naomi Campbell was in town watching the Boston Celtics play the Los Angeles Lakers in the NBA Finals. She was asked if she had been mean to any of her employees lately. Naomi asked "Say wot?" When asked the question again, she exploded...
A very upset Elin Nordegren Woods apparently used a Big Bertha driver on Tiger Woods late last night, after he tried to get custody of their kids by telling social workers that he was on a chemical castration drug and that he would be staying with th...
Angry Australian tax payers have been told the Federal Government will pay a fee to the professional golfing gigalo, Tiger Woods, to attend the Australia Master Golf Open. A spokesperson for the department of Sleeze and other Crap says Woods is c...
"It's true", stated a very happy Tiger Woods. "I am no longer addicted to sex and I'm glad", as he hit a 35-foot putt from off the green. Look out PGA linksters, the Tiger is back and his mind is on the game as never before. So what worked...th...
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