Written by Mike Monpas

Sunday, 13 June 2010

image for Tiger Woods's Golf Coach Calls for Emergency Orgy

It is no secret that Tiger's golf game has not been the same since the Thanksgiving Day incident in which he had the hell beaten out him by his putter-wielding wife. Following a lengthy investigation into his sexual history, Mr. Woods under went an intensive sexual addiction rehabilitation program.

"I hate to say it," said his coach, Rock North. "But Tiger is just a pure players player if you know what I mean. It's not a joke or a coincidence that his golf game has fallen way off what the public demands of him. That's why I decided to scrap this whole re-hab plan. I've called for an emergency orgy. Any female out there with porn star or stripper experience is hereby invited to Tiger's place in Palm Beach, ASAP."

In a related late breaking development, traffic outside of Tiger's mansion was seen backed up several miles. Tiger could not be reached for comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Tiger Woods, Golf, orgy




Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
73 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more