Written by Bureau

Tuesday, 22 June 2010

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Elin Woods, estranged wife of Tiger Woods, has gone back to college to take classes in Psychology. Whether that means she's going to find even more ways to ask for more money from Tiger or to learn to live with him again, no one knows.

A source has told us that she may be beginning her life over again by going back to studying to be a psychologist, something she was doing before marrying Woods.

The school, Rollins College in Winter Park, Florida is located near Orlando. When she married Tiger, she had been studying in Sweden.

"Nothing would surprise me anymore", stated the Source. "But maybe she's already using psychology on Tiger because he hasn't won a golf tournament since their split. Serves him right after all those excuse calls he made over the years, about practicing on his second ho."

Of course, that could be -as someone recently stated -because President Obama put a six-month ban on drilling.

Meanwhile, that could also explain why Jesse James is apparently really sweet-talking his wife, Sandra Bullock.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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