Morally bankrupt polesmoker Devon James announced to no one in particular that she has filed a paternity suit against her former backdoor lover, Tiger Woods, because she believes he's the father of her 9-year-old boy.
The lawsuit, handwritten in crayon, claims that adulterous jizzlobber Woods fathered her blonde hair, blue eyed son, who was born in 2001, years before Devon met the golfer.
Oh, by the way, a 2002 DNA test proves another man is the father of perennially-embarrassed-by-his-mother Austin Brinling.
Cumsponge Devon says she wants the judge to force Tiger to submit to DNA testing. Further, she'd like Tiger to be a part of he son's life, 2 checks' worth a month.
In her papers, Devon states that the suit, "… has nothing to do with the fact that everyone else is cashing in on banging you, and it's my turn now. So, pay me."
