Tiger Woods Calls It Quits!

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Tuesday, 22 June 2010

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Just a year ago and this would have been the last thing you would have expected from the world's greatest golfer of today, but yesterday, Tiger Woods stated that he was withdrawing from his national sport, chasing women.

"I can't concentrate long enough to win a tourney. I can get close, but in the past, I would have upped my playing a notch on the final round. This big finish is no longer there at the present", stated Woods according to 'The Dimpled World Of Golf Balls'.

Finding out that his separated wife, Elin, is going back to college there in Florida, Tiger says that 'I want my life back!'

"I hear she's taking up the psychology classes again. That's great. If we get back together, maybe she can help me.

Even if that does not happen, Woods says he's totally through with the sport of women.

"Sometimes my knees were so shaky during a golf tourney, because of the night before, I could hardly stand."

"That's why I finally had to have the operation on the knee. I was getting weak at the knees due to my sex addiction."

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