HARFOLD, Vt.--Facebook released a statement saying that they were able to identify the spammer who flooded Facebook's newsfeed with pornographic and disturbing images. Harfold resident Cyril Lewis is currently in custody at Harfold County Jail. Fa...
Cyberspace was rocked last night after revelations that social media website, Facebook, had been targeted by hackers in a spam porn attack. It seems a number of users were duped into pasting malicious Javascript code into their profiles that resu...
Facebook, the friendly chat and contact internet service have been attacked by cyber porno infiltrators attempting to get their rather naughty messages across (the crutch mainly). The owners of Facebook were appalled at this vile attack of lovely...
PALO ALTO, Calif.--Ahmed "Salman" Rushdie fought the good fight and won. Then, it's believed, he made them pay. Rushdie had argued with Facebook that he should be allowed to use his middle name, Salman, because it was the name by which he was know...
As shocking as it may be, exhaustive survey results have revealed that the vast majority of internet users only use the facility to access internet pornography. It appears that in this enlightened day and age, the casual observer would rather watch s...
Recently there has been a lot of controversy relating to the modern world's effects on the developing brain. However, one area in particular has been overlooked, until now. Professor Susan Fallowfield notes "My previous work has shown that the poo...
Ryan Fitzpatrick has recently come under attack by a mysterious voice recording. His troubles started this week when a weird pornographic tape was distributed by Fitzpatrick's lover, who wishes to be referred to as the "Lover." In the tape, it's a...
Sources close to Pippa Middleton revealed today that the wondrously rumped one still hasn't responded to an offer of $5 Million from an adult movie producer to appear in a walk-on part in an XXX rated movie. The Hollywood based producer, who spott...
Horace Felchman, reformed Amish farmer turned general handy man was attempting to eat his breakfast at the Daisy Diner this morning only to have dropped a fork full of pancakes and pork sausage into his ample beard. Reaching in through the twisted f...
HARFOLD, Vermont--Upon hearing the news that an HIV-positive adult film performer has shut down the production of pornographic films in California, several male residents in Harfold State College's Looner Hall (otherwise known as "Geek Dorm") plunged...
Imprisoned naked rambler, Steven Gough, is set to slash the adult entertainment costs associated with the Jacqui Smith household after being scheduled for several appearances at her home whilst on day release for his re-integration back into society,...
A tearful Joan Collins has finally broken her silence since the UK riots and admitted that her soft porn films in the 1970s made when she was a struggling and naive middle aged actress, has had a big part to play in the breakdown of British good mann...
Geek Porn films are proud to announce a strictly limited event celebrating the Dalek invasion of Turnham Green. A private screening of a rare and controversial film will be shown at The Doctor Who Convention which takes place at the Gerorge 1V com...
An English man was arrested in the famous, Piazza del Duomo, for reading hard-core porno instead of his usual Sunday Times supplement. He was thrown into the dungeons under the Ponte Vecchio bridge amongst the rats and after several rounds of medi...
An ace female reporter from 'The Daily Tacky' wrote today that Pippa Middleton indeed denies the rumours that she has nicknamed her "vagina" the "Pink Palace." In a telephone interview today Pippa was said to be in tears when she heard the rumour...
Following their announcement earlier this week that Google is to roll-out both voice and picture-recognition searches to computers, Buster Gonad, an insider explained that the company has something 'much bigger, much clever-er' up it's sleeve. 'We...
A recently discovered home movie of Tula Van Winkle, the popular Dutch actress who disappeared under mysterious circumstances at the age of 87 in March 1976, is currently being investigated by Dutch authorities. The videotape, which was found at...
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