Video May Hold Clues to Star's Disappearance

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Tuesday, 14 June 2011

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A recently discovered home movie of Tula Van Winkle, the popular Dutch actress who disappeared under mysterious circumstances at the age of 87 in March 1976, is currently being investigated by Dutch authorities.

The videotape, which was found at a flea market in downtown Amsterdam, contains grainy footage of the ageing star cavorting with young men beside her 50-metre pool in Brentwood, California, circa December 1975.

In one scene, the star leans over and pashes one of the young men under some mistletoe while another licks her toes. Sergeant Ulf Ostreid hopes that the video will help solve the case of the missing - presumably dead - star which has baffled police and crime enthusiasts alike.

In an exclusive interview, Sergeant Ostreid stated, "It's quite a find. I've seen the video all the way through, and, to be frank, I never would've guessed that Ms Van Winkle had such a healthy sexual appetite.

"Most of the men in the video look to be in their 20s, while Ms Van Winkle was about 86 at the time it was shot.

"Of course we are searching for the men in the video. Nothing has been ruled out. Foul play may have been involved."

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