Sony Ericsson has today announced that it has struck a deal with a supermarket giant, to be the sole provider of its brand new FANII phone. The new Fanii (pronounced fanny), is 'designed to be everything a teenager wants in a phone', according to...
In what sounds like a slam-dunk, sure-fire thing, an idea by Britney Spears and a top lingerie company are hammering out a multimillion dollar deal for her to endorse a new line of sexy, lacy bras for plugged-in babes. The new bras will be featu...
As many Americans have already suspected, President Barack Obama allegedly inked a $50 million advertising deal with Blackberry. Unconfirmed Sources reveal that Obama secretly signed a $50 million advertising promotion with the cell phone maker du...
President-elect Barack Obama has been presented with a specially-designed mobile communications device to commemmorate his inauguration as First Black US President in history on 20 January. As well as making routine telephone calls, however, the P...
Cellular technology giant Erikzzon, will announce improved Blueteeth audio technology at their next earnings conference call scheduled for April 7th. Turning customer complaints into a unique solution that they hope will represent a windfall for the...
The next generation of mobile phones currently in development, will be so intelligent that the will drive to work for you, do your job, drive home again in the evening, stopping off at the supermarket on the way and make your dinner for you. A spo...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A middle-aged woman in Sausalito was startled from her sleep yesterday by what sounded like a large crowd outside her window. Upon parting her curtains, she was shocked to see more than 5,000 people jamming the streets and sidewa...
Moron-text, the mobile telephone provider, has undertaken the first successful mobile phone grafting operation on a 17-year old woman. Developed especially for women in the 15 to 30 age bracket, this new medical procedure aims to eliminate those t...
Blueberry Hill, Ontario, Canada - Plagued by numerous class action suits, Canada's leading cell phone giant has instructed its lawyers to settle out of court. In a dramatic announcement, spokesperson Briar Patch revealed that an amicable settlement h...
Hot off her recent Halloween bar tour, media princess and marketing expert Paris Hilton announced her plans for a new line of crush proof cell phones. Fueled by the damage imposed from a passing truck on her accidentally dropped cell phone and s...
Local man caves to mounting testimony from friends and admits he has used his cell phone while shitting but maintains it was only for texting and never while talking. Jeff Blake found himself cornered in the last seat of the bar with some of his...
Using your phone for long periods of time may cause a rash to develop on your face and ears, doctors warn. Dermatologists believe the condition is on the rise, and warn that the rash may spread to other parts of the body especially in users who p...
Rochester MN: Claims have been made that using a cell phone in close proximity to the head could perhaps cause brain cancer. Dr. Nicola Tesla of the Heinrich Hertz Institute has conducted his own independent study to determine if there are other hidd...
Springfield PA--Dianne Giblet burst into tears today after an afternoon filled with drama. She was just reunited with her kidnapped cell phone. The phone was taken earlier in the day. FBI agent Dana Scully-Mulder was credited with solving the crime.
Rafael Nadal halted Roger Federer's Wimbledon winning streak at five and became the first Spaniard to win tennis' most coveted trophy since 1966. Yesterday's final was the longest championship in the history of the tournament lasted 4 hou...
Metropolis, June 2008: When Superman started his career, in 1938, telephone booths were plentiful. Clark Kent could step into one anywhere (train stations, movie theaters, hotel lobbies) and become Superman.
Hollywood, California - Movie theaters not only are asking patrons to turn off their cell phones, but now days they are prohibiting them from popping corn with them as well. The new policy comes on the heels of a popular YouTube video showing cell ph...
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