International critics today slated the Israeli-Palestinian Truce as being more at Scent than Substance. Israel has agreed on 'the principles' of a ceasefire proposal, raising hopes for the Palestinian militants in Gaza of a chance to fully rearm t...
Israeli air and land forces have attacked Gaza with the infamous Nazi blintzkreig. Flash fried pancakes with sugary cottage cheese are being launched at hundreds of hamas targets in the Gaza. This lightning strike of crepes has gummed up every mo...
The U.S government have announced that, due to the recession and the need for urgent spending cutbacks, cheaper weapons will be deployed in the Middle East. An anonymous source reports that the government is musing over contracts for iphones that...
JERUSALEM (FMLiveWire) - In a surprise appearance, Satan materialized in the Knesset here on Monday and endorsed the Israeli bombing and invasion of Gaza, to thunderous applause from legislators. "This genocide is great stuff," chortled Satan. "Yo...
Today, in Gaza, Hamas declared war on the USA. Hamas leader Nasser Arafaq addressed a crowd of thousands of Palestinians, and said: 'We declare war on the Great Satan of America! And we declare war on the evil fascists of Israel, though we actually l...
LONDON, U.K. - Violence has again erupted in the Middle East, leaving at least 375 dead in Gaza. Jo Frost, star of the hit reality TV series Supernanny, responded to the violence saying, "These people are obviously over-stimulated. Someone needs to...
Mediterranean Sea - (Hunt for Red October Mess): An explosion off Malta's territorial waters aboard a Borei-class Russian submarine is believed to be responsible for Friday's destruction of internet and phone telecoms between Europe, the Middle East,...
PUKIS-TAN: The Pakistani Army-ISI-mullah nexus is at it again! While the dumbocrackpot government of Zardari-Gilani obfuscates and twirls in the wind - lying through its teeth; the Army-mullah-militant Dirty Tricks department has come up with anoth...
Doha, capital of the gas-rich Gulf state of Qatar and personal bailiwick of the ruthless al-Thani dynasty, who have been cutting each other's throats for centuries, is destined to become the cultural capital of the world. At least that's the current...
Virginia - In a gesture expected to cause a slight lifting of Barack Obama's left eyebrow region (similar to that of Spock's), it was announced Wednesday night that the President hopeful is "very concerned" about the ongoing Israeli/Palestinian probl...
Tel Aviv - (General Pinochet Mess): An ex-Mossad half-sister of Russian Prime Monster Vlad 'the Impaler' Putin has been chosen to lead Israel out of its pacifist ideological desert and stand shoulder to shoulder with future US President Sarah Palin "...
Bin-en-lad the popular Middle East trendsetter is by all accounts going to change his name. I met Lad-en-Bin for a top secret interview just last weekend in a hotel just on the border with a place that sells poppies.
Tony Blair, self-appointed 'peace envoy' to the Middle East, was today close to tears as it was revealed that his planned trip to Gaza has been cancelled due to a security threat against him.
The hotly anticipated new invention from those boys in silicon valley has now arrived - the telephone! With this ingenious device you can speak to someone else who is not in earshot. they might even be in the next village.
Despite the escalation of tension over the middle east's nuclear situation, Obama assures the world that he has the answer to the problem. Iran says, "it will not consider talks with outsiders regarding its peaceful nuclear program."...
The American cable channel Bravo has introduced a divine new reality show featuring a family already beloved by millions around the world. Having relocated from Nazareth, Mary, Joseph, and a teenage Jesus Christ adjust to a life away from the barren Middle East and immersed in the fertility of Orange County. TheSpoof.com has acquire an excerpt of the transcript from the first episode.
In an in-depth and intellectual documentary, CNN news station today showed the world that the Gaza Strip, once seen as a complex and distressing part of the world, at the heart of an ancient and troubled war zone, is actually a striptease artiste.
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