Israeli air and land forces have attacked Gaza with the infamous Nazi blintzkreig. Flash fried pancakes with sugary cottage cheese are being launched at hundreds of hamas targets in the Gaza.
This lightning strike of crepes has gummed up every moving part in the Hamas run gazan infrastructure. Cars can't move. Computers cannot compute and cell phones sound like the speaker has got a blintz in his mouth!
Israeli war commander, Moshe Gourmet has threatened Hamas with a Borsht belt in the midsection of the territory and kosher pickles up the arse if they do not stop firing bottle rockets at the God's chosen people.
